[Mad was clearly quite confused here. She never really met Lilly before and was seriously wondering why the heck she'd need her help - especially since any time Mad tries to help with normal tasks, things somehow explode.]
[[She wastes no time clinging to Mad's shoulder.]]
The mean mechanics said I need to learn how to fix my own machine and get dirty. But I don't know how to do any of this stuff. It's soooooo haaaaard.
Do these two wires go together? [[ There's an open panel on the foot of Mad's MS. One simple hose disconnected, meant for Lilly to climb in and put together... And get dirty.]]
[And SQUISH!...Mad suddenly feels horrifically inadequate and she doesn't know why. She pulls away slightly and... she tries to think... did those wires go together? Dammit! She shouldn't have ran off when Lowe started talking about this stuff!]
Preeeeeeety please? [[She latches back on quick. You're not getting away that easy, mister. But this means Lilly will be nearby when things go wrong.]]
[Okay... that hose SHOULD go there... probably... Mad remembered that there was supposed to be some water or something meant for the hoverjets on Maria's legs.]
J..just help me get this thing plugged in...
[Mad gives the mechanics near by a dirty look when they hooted and hollered at the unintentional double entendre.]
[To which Mad replies with... a MAJOR FREAKOUT. She practically pushes the other blonde away with a particularly high shriek - of course getting shoved by one's mammaries would actually be... kinda painful. So there's that for you Lilly.]
WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCKING HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?! DON'TTOUCHME!!!
[Mad promptly screams death threats at the mechanics once more when they start calling out for a catfight.]
I'M A WOMAN GODDAMNIT!!!
[Not something Mad would have willingly admitted in the past, but right now she's going to use it like a gigantic bludgeon to beat some sense into the other blonde's head.]
YOU WANNA GO MOLEST SOMEONE, MOLEST THOSE EMPTY HEADED FUCKBAGS!
[Gestures...very rudely at the still aggravating techies.]
Oh... so what! You're already halfway in this mess anyway. They're not gonna fix this, and I don't know how. And I don't mind being with a girl anyway.
[[Kind of holding her chest after, yanno, being shoved by them.]] Besides, they clearly don't want to help me, so, I'm not going to help them, if you know what I mean.
[Mad was... seriously cheesed off for even being in this situation. Deep breaths... nope. Not working. So Mad resorts to the method she was raised by. Violence and Profanity.]
[She storms over to the mechanics and-]
FUCKING DIE!!!
[Beats them black and blue. She got hit a couple of times too, but all that training with the Wolf Clan Elementals does a body good. She's bodily dragging a mechanic over and throws him at Lilly's feet.]
They're helping you now.
Leave me alone.
[She gives the groaning wrenchmonkey a kick in the ribs before storming away, cursing up a storm.]
[[Lilly shows a little compassion for the poor guy that just got beat up, kneeling over him and kind of holding him, you know, in that way like she thinks she's a doctor and putting her arms on his chest is going to magically heal him.]]
God... what a bitch. You'll never hook up with anyone like that...
Uh... o..kay?
[Mad was clearly quite confused here. She never really met Lilly before and was seriously wondering why the heck she'd need her help - especially since any time Mad tries to help with normal tasks, things somehow explode.]
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The mean mechanics said I need to learn how to fix my own machine and get dirty. But I don't know how to do any of this stuff. It's soooooo haaaaard.
Do these two wires go together? [[ There's an open panel on the foot of Mad's MS. One simple hose disconnected, meant for Lilly to climb in and put together... And get dirty.]]
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[And SQUISH!...Mad suddenly feels horrifically inadequate and she doesn't know why. She pulls away slightly and... she tries to think... did those wires go together? Dammit! She shouldn't have ran off when Lowe started talking about this stuff!]
I.. guess? Can't hurt to try right?
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[Okay... that hose SHOULD go there... probably... Mad remembered that there was supposed to be some water or something meant for the hoverjets on Maria's legs.]
J..just help me get this thing plugged in...
[Mad gives the mechanics near by a dirty look when they hooted and hollered at the unintentional double entendre.]
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Lilly welcomes the hooting. Oh, give a hand... Well, let's place one right over Mad's crotch!]]
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WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCKING HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?! DON'TTOUCHME!!!
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What kind of guy pushes a girl anyway! Jerk!
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[Mad promptly screams death threats at the mechanics once more when they start calling out for a catfight.]
I'M A WOMAN GODDAMNIT!!!
[Not something Mad would have willingly admitted in the past, but right now she's going to use it like a gigantic bludgeon to beat some sense into the other blonde's head.]
YOU WANNA GO MOLEST SOMEONE, MOLEST THOSE EMPTY HEADED FUCKBAGS!
[Gestures...very rudely at the still aggravating techies.]
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Oh... so what! You're already halfway in this mess anyway. They're not gonna fix this, and I don't know how. And I don't mind being with a girl anyway.
[[Kind of holding her chest after, yanno, being shoved by them.]] Besides, they clearly don't want to help me, so, I'm not going to help them, if you know what I mean.
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[Mad was... seriously cheesed off for even being in this situation. Deep breaths... nope. Not working. So Mad resorts to the method she was raised by. Violence and Profanity.]
[She storms over to the mechanics and-]
FUCKING DIE!!!
[Beats them black and blue. She got hit a couple of times too, but all that training with the Wolf Clan Elementals does a body good. She's bodily dragging a mechanic over and throws him at Lilly's feet.]
They're helping you now.
Leave me alone.
[She gives the groaning wrenchmonkey a kick in the ribs before storming away, cursing up a storm.]
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God... what a bitch. You'll never hook up with anyone like that...
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