1-New Arrival
[There's a new kid at school, and he looks like trouble. Punk hairdo, built like Kenshiro...it's not a good mix. However...]
Hello there. I'm Higashikata Josuke...nice to meet you all.
2-Miracles
[You've been hurt. A bruise, a splinter, or even multiple compound fractures and dozens of gunshot wounds...doesn't matter. What matters is that Josuke's there. He lays a hand on your shoulder.]
...Relax. You'll get better in no time.
3-I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE HAIR BRO
[For whatever reason, you've just decided to insult Josuke's ridiculous hairdo. Luckily, he's in a good mood today, and doesn't take it to seriously.]
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!