For mayfield_rpg

[exebeast]

A. [phone post]

I know there is potato salad, but I was wondering if there were any other ways to creatively prepare potatoes for a meal. One cannot live on potato salad alone, I am afraid.

B. [action at Mayfield elementary school]

[Mr. Undersn is brooding. Again. Bother him? y/y]

Comments

a

[fantasy_seal]

There's always korokke or nikujaga. -inb4 EW JAPANESE-

[exebeast]

[If you could hear his eyes narrowing through the phone, you'd be hearing that sound right now.]

... nothing Japanese.

[fantasy_seal]

... Korokke. Croquettes. It's French.

[exebeast]

Then call them what they are and do not use that name.

[fantasy_seal]

It's the name I grew up with. You can deal with it being a different word.

[exebeast]

Japanese and rude...Unsurprising.

[fantasy_seal]

If you want me to be nicer, you could pay me for my advice.

[exebeast]

[You are pushing all of his hate buttons, Reimu.]

Also unsurprising that you have to be bribed in order to pretend to be a decent creature. You display the most disgusting traits of the human race. Nothing more than trash.

[fantasy_seal]

...

Guess I'm not teaching you how to make croquettes, then.

[exebeast]

I would not want to learn anything from you even if you wanted to teach me.

[fantasy_seal]

I get that a lot.

[exebeast]

I cannot imagine why.

[fantasy_seal]

Yeah. It's a real mystery.

[exebeast]

A mystery for our time.

[fantasy_seal]

I'll solve it later when I get bored.

[exebeast]

You will not. You are too blind to see the source.