1) [So there's this short girl who LOOKS like she's in middle school... carrying a stack of paper large enough to almost completely obscure her from view.]
NNWHOA--
[Or she WAS, until you bumped into her, sending paper flying EVERYWHERE. The gust of wind that comes through immediately afterwards does not help at all, and Konata's jumping around
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[ Katina's about as intense about this as she usually is in a real battle. Hope you've got some sturdy controllers, because she's going all out on the joystick. ]
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Oh ye of little faith- these kinds of games are all about dramatic turnabouts!
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Tell that to everyone I've beaten.
[ Except most of Earth's victories have been dramatic turnabouts. ]
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C'mon, Katina, I bet YOU'VE got a win or two that was totally an underdog-style win~!
[About half of the missiles are knocked out of the air, and Konata-mech suddenly jumps, kicks off a rocky outcropping, and jinxes back in almost the complete opposite direction, losing rest of the missiles- but she still hasn't had room to fire back yet.]
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[ Katina pursues - the missiles are out of play, but it gives her a little time to close in, firing with a high-powered bazooka in an attempt to lead Konata into her shots. ]
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[The first shot actually clips Konata's mech, knocking off a fair chunk of its life bar and causing it to spin out of control for a second, but she manages to get it back under control]
Lucky shot! That was totally luck!! Maybe! [Konata snaps off a few hastily-aimed beam rifle shots, more to get Katina off her tail rather than to actually do damage.]
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It gives her a little breathing room though, so Katina takes a few longer-ranged potshots to try and keep a counter-offensive at bay. ]
You sure you wanna listen to everything I have to say?
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[Konata has a lot less trouble with these shots, though she knows that it's probably a matter of time before Katina feels out the range; the otaku takes the opportunity to make for an outcropping of boulders, doing her 'driving backwards' trick again to keep up a steady barrage of weak beams flying at Katina.]
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[ Death by a thousand cuts isn't going to get the job done in this particular situation - she's putting on some speed now, as slow as it is to build up, making it harder for Konata to get where she's going. ]
And Iron Maiden, huh?
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[Konata's mech suddenly reverses direction, swaps to what looks like a mech-scaled shotgun, and holds her ground for a moment as she starts firing spreadshots right into the charging Katina's path.]
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[ Katina can't exactly stop on a dime, so the spread gets in some solid hits even with her armor. She turns her charge into a side-strafe as quickly as possible, putting up another volley of missiles, even if a few are likely to get caught in the crossfire. ]
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[Konata keeps up her fire until the last possible second, roller-treads shrieking as she sends her mech spinning out of the way; she takes a few glancing shots, though, putting her health straight into the red.]
[One more good shot will put an end to it, but Konata's grinning like she's got something up her sleeve.]
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[ Konata's dodging is starting to put some stress on Katina's ammo, and she's having a hard time catching up to go melee - so it's back to the bazooka, only with far more carefully placed shots. ]
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[Konata frowns at the more accurate bazooka shots- it's now or never, all or nothing.]
- take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!! BIG BANG PUNCH!!
[She activates her super that she just told Katina that she was going to use, causing her mech to lock down into place once again and aim its shoulder-mounted cannons at Katina, and fire streams of energy that in no way resembles a punch.]
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[ Oh shit hotblooded battlecry and... ]
That doesn't even match the weapon!
[ Unfortunately, Katina's so busy with her outburst that she nearly gets taken down entirely by that one shot. ]
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