Sep 19, 2011 20:17
1. Hey. Hey. Heeeeeey. Is this working? Hello? Nnngh, this thing is so big and unwieldy... if this is space, shouldn't the technology be nicer than back home? And what's with the text-only, huh? What is this, 1934?
Oh, anyway, can anybody out there hear me? Helloooo? Sweetie? Guys? Agnes? Li'l Bunny? Anybody listening?
Man, this sucks, how are you supposed to know if someone's messaging you back? How do you even know if they're looking at it?
I'm not very impressed with this future thing so far.
2. The normally quiet halls of Stacy were filled with the boom of a low voice today, and not just any voice.
It was the voice of Justice.
"I bet you thought you were gonna get away with it too, didn't you? Ha! Well, open your ears. Do you hear that? That's the sound of Justice, and it's... Wait, wait. 'Sound' is kind of lame. I can do much better than that."
Kotetsu paused, placed his hand on his chin and thought for a moment. Then suddenly, he spun around and pointed dynamically in the opposite direction.
"Do you hear that? That's the cry of Justice, and it's letting out a WILD ROAR!"
He cleared his throat. "Wild ROAR! Wild... WILD Roar. WILD ROAR-- there. Like that. WILD ROAR!"
He struck a variety of extremely exciting poses, culminating in his hands on his hips.
"Nobody escapes from Wild Tig-" Aaand there's somebody standing there. "AAH! DON'T SNEAK UP ON PEOPLE LIKE THAT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"
[canon] tiger & bunny,
[game] trans_9