That wasn't going to stop the bar of soap Izumi threw at his head, all the while clutching a plantsuit to her chest.
"What are you doing?! How can you just sleep here? Don't you see this is the girls' baths?!"
It wasn't yet dawning on her that it would be easy for her to slip out and get dressed discreetly if he was asleep. Her temper ran faster than her logic.
Another bar of soap came flying before Izumi realized that Kintaros was still out cold. In fact, the only way to know he was still alive was because he was snoring.
Now, she was slightly worried. Maybe he was sick? She swam over and started poking him.
He wasn't sick obviously, but he was sleeping pretty good. Snoring, his head rolled to the side as he continued to sleep. Maybe salmon would work, or something else.
"Cry?" Kintaros's eyes shot open as he stood up, splashing water everywhere and showing that whoever's body he was using at the moment was VERY well endowed. "MY STRENGTH!" CRACK goes his neck. "WILL MAKE YOU CRY!"
Izumi's reaction was a quick flurry of violence and anger that was nearly impossible to break down.
First, she shrieked in shock.
Next, she slapped Kintaros.
Then she backed up, splashing wildly in her furious attempt to put some distance between herself and...well, that.
Finally, she grabbed whatever happened to be within reach--namely a backbrush, some more soap, and mercifully, a towel, and threw them at him, screaming, "Sick, sick, sick, you pervert!"
Caught completely off guard, Kintaros was laid out flat on the ground with the stuff on his head, having stumbled on a soap and fallen backwards with said towel over his legs.
"Her strength certainly will make me cry," he remarked, dazed.
With Kintaros lying down, Izumi took the opportunity to grab another towel and clutch it to her, screaming, "What are you doing here? Didn't you see that these are the girls' baths?"
[Flashback: Kin is walking to the mens side when there's a scuffle and there's some yelling and shouting and buckets flying and he gives up, goes into what he believes is the mixed and sits down.]
Under normal circumstances, Izumi would have realized that it had been an accident following pure chaos (after all, chaos had followed the Legendary Warriors everywhere they went) and calmed down.
These weren't normal circumstances, however. She'd never dealt with a narcoleptic possessed man who leapt up like that with no regard for whether or not he was wearing anything.
"And you fall asleep?" she demanded. "And I can't even wake you up by hitting you?"
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"What are you doing?! How can you just sleep here? Don't you see this is the girls' baths?!"
It wasn't yet dawning on her that it would be easy for her to slip out and get dressed discreetly if he was asleep. Her temper ran faster than her logic.
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Now, she was slightly worried. Maybe he was sick? She swam over and started poking him.
"Are you okay?"
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"Falling asleep this badly. It's sad enough to make you want to cry."
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First, she shrieked in shock.
Next, she slapped Kintaros.
Then she backed up, splashing wildly in her furious attempt to put some distance between herself and...well, that.
Finally, she grabbed whatever happened to be within reach--namely a backbrush, some more soap, and mercifully, a towel, and threw them at him, screaming, "Sick, sick, sick, you pervert!"
This all happened in less than a minute.
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"Her strength certainly will make me cry," he remarked, dazed.
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[Flashback: Kin is walking to the mens side when there's a scuffle and there's some yelling and shouting and buckets flying and he gives up, goes into what he believes is the mixed and sits down.]
"And the rest is history."
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These weren't normal circumstances, however. She'd never dealt with a narcoleptic possessed man who leapt up like that with no regard for whether or not he was wearing anything.
"And you fall asleep?" she demanded. "And I can't even wake you up by hitting you?"
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Not that she could tell by looking at him.
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Sure, she was a butterfly and a bird-woman, but him? A bear?
"The only bear-person I've seen never slept like that."
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