for Planeocracy
1) 
[Revmir Kostovich Volkov had just finished his exploration of CO, and has a slightly puzzled expression on his face]
Where are the uniforms? The parade grounds... is this not a policing organization? Why is discipline so lax then?
2)
[You've been talking to Revmir for a while on (fill in your subject) when you suddenly notice that he's been imitating your accent and doing a bang up job of it. He stops and smiles sheepishly]
I'm sorry, but your accent is so interesting that I had to try it! ...My friends back in Leningrad say it's good party trick.
3)
[You were assigned on an intel-gathering Mission with Revmir. For once the Soviet Soldier seems to be running late, in the meantime a rather wild-looking "Husky mix" (or a Wolf for characters who actually know their stuff) approaches you with a leash in it's maw]
[Revmir Kostovich Volkov had just finished his exploration of CO, and has a slightly puzzled expression on his face]
Where are the uniforms? The parade grounds... is this not a policing organization? Why is discipline so lax then?
2)
[You've been talking to Revmir for a while on (fill in your subject) when you suddenly notice that he's been imitating your accent and doing a bang up job of it. He stops and smiles sheepishly]
I'm sorry, but your accent is so interesting that I had to try it! ...My friends back in Leningrad say it's good party trick.
3)
[You were assigned on an intel-gathering Mission with Revmir. For once the Soviet Soldier seems to be running late, in the meantime a rather wild-looking "Husky mix" (or a Wolf for characters who actually know their stuff) approaches you with a leash in it's maw]