Possible for Planeocracy?

[dammit_stein]

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[yellow_braver]

H-Huh?! Okay then, here goes!! [Kirino picks up Death Scythe and... throws the scythe right at the attacker! Direct hit!]

Ohoho! Perfect shot! Now return to me, magic scythe! [She extends her hand and waits for the scythe to fly back into it.]

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Ah... M-Magic scythe?

[dammit_stein]

How do you expect me to run around with no legs!

[yellow_braver]

Well, I figured that if you can transform into a talking scythe, you probably have other magic powers, like flying. No?

[dammit_stein]

Augh, fine!

[He transforms back into a human, then leaps into the air, transforming back into a scythe so that he lands blade first in the ground at Chiba's feet.]

[yellow_braver]

WOAH, AWESOME!! [She picks up the scythe and swings it around.]

It's just like Excalibur in the movies!! Hey Scythe, can you transform into a 12th century sword too?

[dammit_stein]

DON'T COMPARE ME TO THAT WEIRDO!

[yellow_braver]

E-Eh? What weirdo? King Arthur? Well, I mean, they had that one English comedy movie about King Arthur with the killer rabbit and deadly bridge, but I don't think it was entirely accurate. Calling him a weirdo seems a little mean just based on a movie.

[dammit_stein]

Not King Arthur, Excalibur! The legendary holy sword with the personality that no one can stand!

[yellow_braver]

Well... I guess different weapons have different personalities?

[dammit_stein]

Anyways, we should focus on the matter at hand. Watch your back!

[yellow_braver]

Huh? My back?

[Kirino whirls around as another faceless foe closes in, unintentionally smashing faceless foe in the ribs with the butt end of the scythe and knocking him out.]

[dammit_stein]

Great, now hang on to me this time! I'm entirely in your hands right now!