...possibly planeocracy

Aug 05, 2011 20:40

1.

[Hello, Confuto Ordinatio. Did you want an Overlord as an Enforcer? Well, if you didn't, then too bad, he's turning on the screen to greet you all and, in a roundabout way, ask for help, because he has gotten himself lost.

Damn you, whoever built this. He is going to find you if you are a Prinny and make damn sure that you will pay for this.]

So this is Confuto Ordinatio? It's definitely not what I expected. I've walked past an elf and a robot while I've been here, and that's just been two hours. I haven't been able to find my room, though. Who the hell built this place so that almost no one could get through it without a highly detailed map?!

2.

[So you're in the Netherworld. Yeah, that's good, but perhaps you've done something to piss him off. Hey, even evil has standards, after all.

...Or you just stole something of his, or you put hot sauce in his food. Yeah.

Whatever it is, here goes nothing.]

I'll mess you up! [Here comes a Blast Finger. He throws his weapon into the air, then charges at you, covering his hand in green energy and intending to release it at point-blank range.]

3.

[Ah, lunch, everyone's favorite time of the day. Mao's going for overkill with this one, it seems. It's a sandwich with every kind of condiment known to man, and some known only to demons. He's taken one bite out of it when...]

AUGH!

[Congratulations, you get to see him comically breathing fire for a moment before snatching up a glass of water and downing it in one gulp, and looking pretty mad about it.]

Who the hell puts hot sauce on a sandwich?!

4.

[...well, it was inevitable that he'd come across the library. It was also inevitable that he'd realize just how much research material it had. Thus, it was inevitable that he'd check out a few.

And by "check out a few" I mean "get stacks upon stacks of comic books and manga and hole yourself up somewhere in the library drooling over a bunch of them".

Care to chance upon him reading something a little too familiar?]

[canon] disgaea, [game] planeocracy, [player] effy

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