Had enough UG@? TOO BAD, here comes Akito Tenkawa
1: [Akito is frowning, obviously displeased with being anywhere near the White Chalice. And he argues:]
Look, I'm not a pilot, I'm just a cook! Everyone on Mars had one of these! Why won't anyone listen when I say that...?
2: [Well, now. This is a veritable Chinese feast before you, and the smiling chef sits down with a plate of his own handiwork and turns on the TV - to an episode of Gekiganger III. He then starts eating, pausing only to laugh at the episode]
Oh man, I love this one. You ever watch this show when you were a kid?
3: [Guess what's incoming, enemy of earth?]
GEKIGAAAAAAAAAN FLAAAAAAAARE!
[Yeah, one of those. A high-velocity pink robot fist, sheathed in an offensive Distortion Field, with a screaming otaku at the helm. What do?]
4:
Wait, uhhhh, hold on just a second, I mean... This is... I... Er...
[Yeah, beautiful girls flirting with him, like yourself, tend to do that to Akito.]