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[Maybe it was a job. Maybe it had to do with your love life. Maybe you were just doing your own thing at the time, nothing important. But let's face facts: you fucked up, probably despite good intentions, and it was so embarrassing and god you just want to get back to your room for the day without anybody else making a big de--]
Eager to forget today? I see you're ready to hide your head in the sand. It's none of my business if that is your intention, I suppose. But before you swallow your shame, I do have one important question: what have we learned?
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[OBLIGATORY FIGHT PROM--wait, let's argue again instead. Archer drops in out of nowhere, between you and your opponent. Which of you he's addressing depends.]
Change of plans. Run.