Mayfield
-1-
[You are probably female, and between the ages of thirteen and thirty. Or maybe he's talking to one of those nearby! Togetaro is on his shoulder, fed up with making any effort to act cutesy because it figured out its master's "special mission" was just to be his stupid wingman.]
Did I ever tell you I saved two entire countries from being basically destroyed, in unrelated incidents? Yeah. I guess my friends helped a little, but really--who do you think is the brains of the whole Pokedex holder operation? It's hard to juggle all that tactical genius with raising my adorable and beloved Pokemon, keeping my fashion sense up to date and honing my battling skills, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. For other people... just like you.
-2-
[Somebody organized a poker tournament to pass the time, and Gold's doing pretty well for a kid! If you're good, it's a hell of a game. If you're average, he's basically robbing you. If you're really good, you can tell he's a veteran cheat.]
You know, if you give up now, you can probably make it home without having to bet any of your clothes.
-3-
[The fucking Hazmats are out in force again.
One of them is conspicuously short, and acting conspicuously conspicuous.]
[You are probably female, and between the ages of thirteen and thirty. Or maybe he's talking to one of those nearby! Togetaro is on his shoulder, fed up with making any effort to act cutesy because it figured out its master's "special mission" was just to be his stupid wingman.]
Did I ever tell you I saved two entire countries from being basically destroyed, in unrelated incidents? Yeah. I guess my friends helped a little, but really--who do you think is the brains of the whole Pokedex holder operation? It's hard to juggle all that tactical genius with raising my adorable and beloved Pokemon, keeping my fashion sense up to date and honing my battling skills, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. For other people... just like you.
-2-
[Somebody organized a poker tournament to pass the time, and Gold's doing pretty well for a kid! If you're good, it's a hell of a game. If you're average, he's basically robbing you. If you're really good, you can tell he's a veteran cheat.]
You know, if you give up now, you can probably make it home without having to bet any of your clothes.
-3-
[The fucking Hazmats are out in force again.
One of them is conspicuously short, and acting conspicuously conspicuous.]