Judge/Commentator for d_versus_d

[multiversetroll]

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Comments

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[andtheniknew]

What are you talking about? Ihihihihi, that was amazing!

But if you want to see a really amazing trick, you should come down here and I'll show it to you to face to face~

[multiversetroll]

... it was about as amazing as your universe is going to look when the funding gets cut.

And they haven't let judges go face to face with competitors ever since the massacre in the first season.

[andtheniknew]

I'll leave the financial matters to someone else.

How boring! After all your big talk, you're afraid to come out here yourself, aren't you?

[multiversetroll]

I didn't say anything about being afraid! Why would I be afraid of a human like you?!

[andtheniknew]

Then say it in red!

Then prove it!

[multiversetroll]

Fine!

*suddenly, a portal opens near Battler and Meliska steps out from it. Yeah, she's not on the monitor anymore*

[andtheniknew]

You actually did it!? Well, that's fine... now I can show you my trick.

It requires audience participation, though.

[multiversetroll]

... this better be good.

[andtheniknew]

Of course it'll be good, with glorious melons like that involved.

[multiversetroll]

Melons, huh?

*what's with that look on Meliska's face? Battler may or may not be feeling a chill down his spine*

Don't keep me waiting.

[andtheniknew]

[he hasn't been slapped and rebuked already]? what's going on...]

So you don't mind if I give your tits a gentle and affectionate squeeze, right?

[multiversetroll]

Probably?

*such a vague response*

[andtheniknew]

A man can't back down when he's come this far... I have no regrets!

[grope!]

[multiversetroll]

*except Battler gets punched clear across the stadium before he can reach those glorious melons*

[andtheniknew]

[and he's blasting off again]

[andtheniknew]

[and with a flutter of golden butterflies... he's back.]

See? It was an amazing trick, wasn't it? I flew!