Judge/Commentator for d_versus_d

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[beatssuperpaper]

How annoying.

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*she's... still laughing. She might be enjoying the victim's pain a little too much...*

Why don't you try it, too?

*yeah, such a stunt could only result in Bern getting herself hurt, too... powers were disabled for this competition, so no cheating~*

[beatssuperpaper]

I believe judges are not supposed to partake in the proceedings, although I would know of several ways to make them somewhat more presentable. Of course, that would be to the detriment of the contestants.

[multiversetroll]

*she'll finally stop laughing after a bit*

It's not like they don't have the extra lives to spare for it... but rules are rules. *sigh*

[beatssuperpaper]

And yet, how can a spectacle be proper without excitement, without the thrill of mortal peril befalling the contestants?

At least you stopped the laughter. It was somewhat discordant.

[multiversetroll]

The show really isn't what it used to be. Most of the good stuff happens whenever a random fan hijacks the system.

[beatssuperpaper]

Why don't you do so, then? You don't seem to be the type to be scared of mere rulings.

[multiversetroll]

I wouldn't know the first thing about hacking the system, or any system...

Besides, have you seen what they do to the fans that are inevitably caught? Not my idea of a good time.

[beatssuperpaper]

Scared, I see. Well, no matter, I did not expect you to actually suceed in the first place.

[multiversetroll]

I told you I don't know anything about hacking to begin with! My specialty is destroying, not reprogramming.

[beatssuperpaper]

Naturally. I was not blaming you, it is alright to go for the easier methods if that is all you are capable of.

[multiversetroll]

I don't see you doing any better.

[beatssuperpaper]

Oh, of course not. I prefer taking the feeble attempts of meddlers apart, to dissect their little plots for all to see their incompetence.

[multiversetroll]

I don't see you doing that, either.

[beatssuperpaper]

Naturally - you have failed to provide anything worthwhile, and the contestants seem to be more into embarassing themselves.

Now look at that, with that fall, they could at least have the decency to break their own neck.

[multiversetroll]

*Meliska doesn't even try to pretend she has any plots besides just entertaining herself*

If this was anything like the older seasons, they'd at least have the incentive to do something remotely interesting if they had to worry about their universe being demolished.