For mayfield_rpg
1. 
[Squid Girl is standing boldly on the front porch of her house, having subdued the drones with her mighty squid powers. She's got her hands on her hips and is looking very confident and self-assured.]
"Attention, humans! I, Squid Girl, messenger of the sea, have claimed this house as the first foothold in the invasion of the surface world! Those who submit now and join me will be rewarded greatly and receive preferential treatment when the world is ruled by squidkind!"
2.
[You are at a fast food restaurant, and Squid Girl is in front of you in the line. She's never been to a place like this before, and is confused about what to order. She's been staring blankly at the menu for a solid minute, wondering what all of these strange foods even are in the first place.]
"Um... do you have any shrimp? Or lobster, maybe?"
[This could take a while. Help her out?]
3.
[Squid Girl is swimming in the pool at the rec center, having recently regained the use of her tentacles. Unable to resist playing a trick on the silly humans, she's sitting at the bottom watching for people to pass above before shooting out a tentacle to grab at some poor swimmer's ankle. Perhaps that poor swimmer is you! Perhaps it's someone else but you totally caught her in the act! In any case, someone might drown or hurt themselves if she isn't stopped soon.]
[Squid Girl is standing boldly on the front porch of her house, having subdued the drones with her mighty squid powers. She's got her hands on her hips and is looking very confident and self-assured.]
"Attention, humans! I, Squid Girl, messenger of the sea, have claimed this house as the first foothold in the invasion of the surface world! Those who submit now and join me will be rewarded greatly and receive preferential treatment when the world is ruled by squidkind!"
2.
[You are at a fast food restaurant, and Squid Girl is in front of you in the line. She's never been to a place like this before, and is confused about what to order. She's been staring blankly at the menu for a solid minute, wondering what all of these strange foods even are in the first place.]
"Um... do you have any shrimp? Or lobster, maybe?"
[This could take a while. Help her out?]
3.
[Squid Girl is swimming in the pool at the rec center, having recently regained the use of her tentacles. Unable to resist playing a trick on the silly humans, she's sitting at the bottom watching for people to pass above before shooting out a tentacle to grab at some poor swimmer's ankle. Perhaps that poor swimmer is you! Perhaps it's someone else but you totally caught her in the act! In any case, someone might drown or hurt themselves if she isn't stopped soon.]