Another crack judge for D vs. D

[segasatrn_shiro]

[This song plays whenever he's present.]

[1]

[Segata is arguing with a judge over something trivial. No big deal - wait, things are getting violent, and Segata grabs the judge and judge throws him!

...why'd the judge just explode!?]

[2][You're playing a PS3 or Xbox or something in the privacy of your room... and suddenly one of the walls

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[yakuza_otaku]

...

...

*she'll pull out and dust off her Sega Saturn*

[segasatrn_shiro]

[he nods approvingly.

but walks over to where your other consoles are.]

[yakuza_otaku]

!

*hurriedly disconnecting her other systems and tucking them away*

[segasatrn_shiro]

[just staring at you suspiciously now.]

[yakuza_otaku]

...

*hooking up the Sega Saturn*

[segasatrn_shiro]

[suddenly he's headbutting your other consoles]

[yakuza_otaku]

W-wait!

Y-you know... there are some Sega games on those consoles...

*holding up Valkyria Chronicles as an example*

[segasatrn_shiro]

[he stops after breaking the 360, but your PS3 is spared.]

Sega?

[yakuza_otaku]

Y-yeah. Sega.

They have games on all the newest consoles these days... Even the 360 you just broke...

[segasatrn_shiro]

[he is confused. so he'll react the only way he knows how.]

Sega Saturn Shiro! (translation: Play Sega Saturn!)

[yakuza_otaku]

... okay.

*booting up Sega Saturn with Sakura Wars*

[segasatrn_shiro]

[good his work is done-

Wait, Sakura Wars?

...he's just going to stand and watch.]

[yakuza_otaku]

...

*well, it's been awhile since she's played it, so she'll start a new game. Of course, she'll do the Sakura route*

[segasatrn_shiro]

[as he watches, he starts acting strangely cutesy.

giggling and such.]