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[You are doing something. Maybe it is something you need help with, maybe not, but it's at least something that someone COULD need help with.
Thusly, WinME homes in on the problem!]
Hello! I see that you may be having some difficulty. WOuld you like some help?
[If you know her, then these words may or may not spell disaster. If not, how considerate!]
-2-
An error has occurred. To continue:
Press Enter to return to Windows, or
Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. If you do this,
you will lose any unsaved information in all open applications.
Error: 0E : 016F : BFF9B3D4
[The setting: Anywhere. The event: Windows ME, looking thoroughly stunned and confused.]
Where am I?
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[In an open-doored office somewhere out there, our heroic operating system is hustling and bustling! It's FILING TIME, and she is organizing papers into thick but neat piles with gusto.
Contrary to her usual fumbling, she seems to actually be doing a good job of it...]