1)
[The screen on your PDA turns on and a young man appears on it.]
Hey, my name's Akihiko. I've just been accepted as an Agent for Confuto Ordinatio. I look forward to working with you guys from here on out.
2)
[Akihiko's voice can be heard over the PDA. He sounds frantic.]
Akihiko here! I don't know what happened, but we've all been separated! I came out of the gate and didn't see anyone! I need to know where the others are!
3)
[If you're an attractive young woman, this is directed at you. If not, you're probably watching on the sidelines as he makes a horrible derp out of himself.]
So, uh... Which do you like better, the mountains or the beach?