Moms Rock
I'm a snot.
Honestly, did ANYBODY tell the "Ying Yang Twins" that it's YIN Yang? That really bothers me. But then again, so does Squirt 'n Scram. Erm...Kum and Go. I hate that mangey joint.
Or maybe what bothers me is MTV in general. Yeah, that bothers me. Just like radicals bother me. Just like brown-nosing suck-up dweebs bother me. Just like yo mammy's face bothers me.
I'm a snot. Just kidding about yer mum.
That being said, my mother is hilarious. I love the woman from whence I came more than you'll ever know. She fuckin rules. Thank you, Mom, for enduring remarkable amounts of pain in your miraculous, womanly, life-giving body just so that I could cost you hundreds of thousands of your hard-earned dollars over the course of roughly twenty years. I dedicate this post to my Mom because she's the reason I am here to write in this weblog today. And that's fucking amazing. Now excuse me a moment while I ponder the miracle of motherhood...
...yes. Women are amazing. So please, take a moment in the near future to remind the women you love just how much they mean to you.
And once you're done with the women, go ahead and give your guys a hug, too. Take a moment and express your love. Nighty night.
Honestly, did ANYBODY tell the "Ying Yang Twins" that it's YIN Yang? That really bothers me. But then again, so does Squirt 'n Scram. Erm...Kum and Go. I hate that mangey joint.
Or maybe what bothers me is MTV in general. Yeah, that bothers me. Just like radicals bother me. Just like brown-nosing suck-up dweebs bother me. Just like yo mammy's face bothers me.
I'm a snot. Just kidding about yer mum.
That being said, my mother is hilarious. I love the woman from whence I came more than you'll ever know. She fuckin rules. Thank you, Mom, for enduring remarkable amounts of pain in your miraculous, womanly, life-giving body just so that I could cost you hundreds of thousands of your hard-earned dollars over the course of roughly twenty years. I dedicate this post to my Mom because she's the reason I am here to write in this weblog today. And that's fucking amazing. Now excuse me a moment while I ponder the miracle of motherhood...
...yes. Women are amazing. So please, take a moment in the near future to remind the women you love just how much they mean to you.
And once you're done with the women, go ahead and give your guys a hug, too. Take a moment and express your love. Nighty night.