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ok, so now that i have a little more free time i will update more on recent events in my busy life. so kappa sigma's fall formal was last friday, thats kind of a big thing in the greek system, most fraternities and sororities have formals once a semester. ours took place last friday at the back bay hilton in boston. it was black tie and very nice. so we all rented tuxes, sadly, there is no friar tux in boston, so i had to do the men's wherehouse. lol. anyway, the only problem was that i could not for the life of me find a date that i wanted to go with. i didn't want to take jackie from SDT, i wanted to take danielle from ontario and hooters, but she was going to be out of town that day, stupid bitch. so i had nobody to take really. i had a brother ask his gf, who is the president of DG to look around for a date, and she couldn't find any. so then i decided to just ask this girl, sasha, who is a friend of mine, who i met through doug and and greg last year. so i asked her as a friend basically and she agreed. so now i had a date. yay. that same day i get two offers to have dates. one was from this fat and ugly bitch from tri-delt, she went up to my friend jeff and said, do you know if chris has a date to formal yet, and he said that he thought so, and then she said, oh thats too bad because i'd really like to go with him, and then she adds, and he'd get some ass if that makes any difference. needless to say jeff was a little surprised by the bold statement, i was flattered when he told me, though i wish she was cuter and thinner. damn. then later that same night we had a thursday night mixer with SDT again, jackie wasn't there this time, not because of me though. and one of her sisters came up to me and was like, so are you gonna take jackie to formal, and i was caught off guard, i was like, uh no, i already have a date, thinking to myself, thank you sasha, lol. and the girl was like, oh, i see, well i thought maybe you would and she was hoping you would too. i was like, uh nope. was i supposed to? and she was like, well no, but people thought after you took her out and took her to the halloween date party that maybe you would, and i was like, oh, no. it was pretty funny, so then she was just like, oh, ok well whatever. and that was it, luckily she was drunk, otherwise she might have gotten madder. that was actually a really fun party, it was ghetto theme, so they bought a bunch of 40 oz. i killed one of them and about 6 other bears, it was great, and then i woke up 6 hours later and took a spanish essay on friday morning, that was fun as hell. hungover like a motherfucker. so then the next day the girl from DG comes up to me and says, oh, i found you 2 girls that would go with you but i heard that you have a date so nevermind, and i was like, damn. cuz they could have been hot and willing to put out if i got them drunk enough, and i knew nothing would happen with sasha, cuz we're just friends, she doesn' t drink and she is a virgin. so that kinda sucked, but it was fun none the less. so finally i had a date for formal, all settled and shit.
before i continue talking about formal i'm going to go in chronological order and talk about how i got shot down badly. so it was a friday later afternoon, two fridays ago to be precise. the day before i casually asked danielle, oh what are you doing this weekend, she said nothing really. so that was good. then friday afternoon i call her, i opened with asking her how she did on the spanish essay that morning. we bullshitted. then i dove in and said, so do you have any plans for tomorrow night? she said no. i said, how about we get dinner and a movie or something like that. she said, yeahhh, that would be fun, i'll call you back later tonight or sometime tomorrow. ok i said. -- hour later, she calls. Ohhh, i'm sooo sorry i just forgot that i'm going to the hockey game tomorrow. i said, ohh, thats coooolll. well can i get a raincheck then? and she was like, yeahhhh, i'll call you tomorrow during the day. ok, bye, bye. ---did she call???? NO!! of course not, she is a stupid bitch slutbag, otherwise known as the female of the species called human, hahahah. and of course monday in class she acted like nothing had happened at all. i consulted with cheryl and katrina and jenn, and they all gave me the, "ohh honey i'm sorry" bit, meaning in guy talk= yes she is a stupid bitch that was never into you and she made up the lie about the hockey game so that she would have an excuse to not go out with you and she didn't call you back cuz she just isn't interested. so thats that , this bitch has been cut, and now i'm back to fishing, because as everyone says, there are plenty of fish in the sea. well i'm going to bait my rod and dip it back in the ocean. so anyway, enough of this bitch.
so now on to formal, it was great. went to dinner all dressed up with my date and dougie and kirsti, it was fun, cuz dougie and i are funny motherfuckers. then we went to the pre-party at the house, which i cleaned 3 hours for, so it was fucking gorgeous. we chilled there for a while. then we drove, thank god greg's gf drove, we went to the hotel. i got a bracelet to drink, thank god for fakes. it was a lot of fun. at 10 the open bar became free for an im a whore hour, so everyone swarmed there. it was sooo much fun, getting crazy drinks, chilling and talking to sooo many of the guys and their dates and my date, it was fun. talk to my pledge father and his gf for a long time, then danced a little, yes i danced with my date. when she wasn't dancing with this drunk ass brother and she didn't even want to dance with him, she was like save me and i tried to cut in, but the drunk fucker was like, hold on pledge, i was ready to punch him. and my pledge father had my back and he was like, go tell him i said to stop, and he did, it was cool. the rest of the night was a lot of fun. then we had a small post party at dougie and greg's and smoked there, it was cool.
so thats been pretty much everything i've been doing at school. saturday, the day after formal, adam jase and i packed up our shit and drove to his house in new york , where we have been all week. its been great getting the fuck outta boston. we haven't really done much, but its great to not do anything and have a house environment. its been pretty chill, we've been smoking every night and in such a great environment, they set up this awesome room in their attic, with red carpet and all white walls and great lamps, adn then adam and i had the idea to get a projector and a dvd player and set up a huge screen so we've been watching movies and concerts on a 90 ince tv screen its been so awesome. i made a few cool purchases, such as the new blink cd, the chili peppers concert dvd and the linkin park concert dvd. all are good. the best day so far was wednesday and i hung with jase for most of it. we did a really expensive gourmet lunch. then we went to his therapy session, "i go to therapy, i'm fucked up in the head". then we went to this piercing place cuz he wanted to get his nipples pierced, and he did, both of them, with barbells, it looks pretty cool, i held his hand, lol. poor kid. then we went to his friend mike branning's place and had great conversation over some weed. then we went to a strip club called stillettos it was a lot of fun, jase fell in love with one of the strippers and there were quite a few really hot ones. then we came home got pizza and smoked, so much fun. yesterday was cool, i spent thanksgiving here instead of my relatives in albany. it was fun, good food, funny people here. good time had by all. so thats pretty much it, a fun and chill week. we have 2 1/2 days left here and we still want to go paintballing and go into NYC, cuz we haven't yet. so hopefully we'll be doing that. eckitan poon maono ecunda--jase blankfort. so yeah, good times. oh, one other cool thing. wed. night i get this call late at night from this girl in my science and econ class and she is also in ADPi and she invited me to her formal next saturday, she's pretty cute, so that should be fun. i agreed, hopefully it will be good. so yeah. thats that. ok, gotta go have some more crazy fun. peace.
before i continue talking about formal i'm going to go in chronological order and talk about how i got shot down badly. so it was a friday later afternoon, two fridays ago to be precise. the day before i casually asked danielle, oh what are you doing this weekend, she said nothing really. so that was good. then friday afternoon i call her, i opened with asking her how she did on the spanish essay that morning. we bullshitted. then i dove in and said, so do you have any plans for tomorrow night? she said no. i said, how about we get dinner and a movie or something like that. she said, yeahhh, that would be fun, i'll call you back later tonight or sometime tomorrow. ok i said. -- hour later, she calls. Ohhh, i'm sooo sorry i just forgot that i'm going to the hockey game tomorrow. i said, ohh, thats coooolll. well can i get a raincheck then? and she was like, yeahhhh, i'll call you tomorrow during the day. ok, bye, bye. ---did she call???? NO!! of course not, she is a stupid bitch slutbag, otherwise known as the female of the species called human, hahahah. and of course monday in class she acted like nothing had happened at all. i consulted with cheryl and katrina and jenn, and they all gave me the, "ohh honey i'm sorry" bit, meaning in guy talk= yes she is a stupid bitch that was never into you and she made up the lie about the hockey game so that she would have an excuse to not go out with you and she didn't call you back cuz she just isn't interested. so thats that , this bitch has been cut, and now i'm back to fishing, because as everyone says, there are plenty of fish in the sea. well i'm going to bait my rod and dip it back in the ocean. so anyway, enough of this bitch.
so now on to formal, it was great. went to dinner all dressed up with my date and dougie and kirsti, it was fun, cuz dougie and i are funny motherfuckers. then we went to the pre-party at the house, which i cleaned 3 hours for, so it was fucking gorgeous. we chilled there for a while. then we drove, thank god greg's gf drove, we went to the hotel. i got a bracelet to drink, thank god for fakes. it was a lot of fun. at 10 the open bar became free for an im a whore hour, so everyone swarmed there. it was sooo much fun, getting crazy drinks, chilling and talking to sooo many of the guys and their dates and my date, it was fun. talk to my pledge father and his gf for a long time, then danced a little, yes i danced with my date. when she wasn't dancing with this drunk ass brother and she didn't even want to dance with him, she was like save me and i tried to cut in, but the drunk fucker was like, hold on pledge, i was ready to punch him. and my pledge father had my back and he was like, go tell him i said to stop, and he did, it was cool. the rest of the night was a lot of fun. then we had a small post party at dougie and greg's and smoked there, it was cool.
so thats been pretty much everything i've been doing at school. saturday, the day after formal, adam jase and i packed up our shit and drove to his house in new york , where we have been all week. its been great getting the fuck outta boston. we haven't really done much, but its great to not do anything and have a house environment. its been pretty chill, we've been smoking every night and in such a great environment, they set up this awesome room in their attic, with red carpet and all white walls and great lamps, adn then adam and i had the idea to get a projector and a dvd player and set up a huge screen so we've been watching movies and concerts on a 90 ince tv screen its been so awesome. i made a few cool purchases, such as the new blink cd, the chili peppers concert dvd and the linkin park concert dvd. all are good. the best day so far was wednesday and i hung with jase for most of it. we did a really expensive gourmet lunch. then we went to his therapy session, "i go to therapy, i'm fucked up in the head". then we went to this piercing place cuz he wanted to get his nipples pierced, and he did, both of them, with barbells, it looks pretty cool, i held his hand, lol. poor kid. then we went to his friend mike branning's place and had great conversation over some weed. then we went to a strip club called stillettos it was a lot of fun, jase fell in love with one of the strippers and there were quite a few really hot ones. then we came home got pizza and smoked, so much fun. yesterday was cool, i spent thanksgiving here instead of my relatives in albany. it was fun, good food, funny people here. good time had by all. so thats pretty much it, a fun and chill week. we have 2 1/2 days left here and we still want to go paintballing and go into NYC, cuz we haven't yet. so hopefully we'll be doing that. eckitan poon maono ecunda--jase blankfort. so yeah, good times. oh, one other cool thing. wed. night i get this call late at night from this girl in my science and econ class and she is also in ADPi and she invited me to her formal next saturday, she's pretty cute, so that should be fun. i agreed, hopefully it will be good. so yeah. thats that. ok, gotta go have some more crazy fun. peace.