Sausagefest 08.
Go to class yesterday, get out early, go to walmart to get a pong table.
Reis calls me on my home because he's in Troy and his car died and I had to go jump it. I get there and get in his car and he somehow opened the umbrella in the car and it almost took my eye out and his car smelled like straight up sausage, we don't know why but it was stupid funny. He jumps it because idk how the fuck to do it and he's like "I'll give you $10 to follow me back to my house to make sure it doesn't die again." So I told him to buy me some alcohol instead.
We get on 787 and Reis can't even turn his lights on or his car dies, so he's driving without his lights on (redic). His car dies right before the exit for I90 and I pull over behind him and I get in his car and he calls AAA and they're like "Aright well 45 minutes a tow truck'll be there." I go to find whatever food I can in my car (which ends up being parmesan goldfish and a bottle of sprite haha). We sit there for like 15 minutes and all of a sudden the tow truck comes out of nowhere and they go and put the car up top and drive back to Madison Ave.
Mike showers because of the sausage smell and we go to Andreas to get my bottle and on the way home, I made a wrong turn and was speeding and an Albany cops pulls me over. And then another one pulls in behind him. Meanwhile theres a table in the back thats clearly a pong table, and a 6 pack of smirnoffs and a bottle of vodka in my back seat (semi hidden of course). I confuse the shit out of the cop by trying to describe where we were going and even Mike is impressed with how I got out of a ticket. Apparently all of Toy the speedlimit is only 30..?
So we carry on and go back to my house and the Twins and Ben are already there so we go inside and then Mike Ryan and I go to get balls for pong but price chopper is sold out and Hannaford doesnt sell them (wtf right). Go back to the house. Smoked approx 3 blunts in my living room while drinking and watched disc 2 and 3 of Season 3 of Weeds. Ben almost got a hooker to come in my house. And we smoked more on my roof because we went explorin.
Somewhere around 6am I go to go to sleep in my bed, and Ben is passed out in it ahahah. Reis slept in the Harry Potter closet because it was getting light out and he wanted to be in the dark. Jordan slept on the floor in the living room and Ryan slept upstairs for some random reason. I woke up everyone randomly throughout the night by jumping on them, so Reis woke me up @ like fucking 9:30 in the morning by jumping on my bed and makin me madddd (I'm making my angryyyy face). So I left the other boys at my house and brought Reis home since his car was obviously out of commission. Came home and shortly after that the Twins left and Ben stayed because he had a doctors appointment in Albany later. We watched Charlie Bartlett and thennnn i brought him to meet up with his mom and I came home.
Honestly, such a funny night. I passed out on the floor in my bathroom for like a good 4 or 5 minutes.
OMG and i just remembered that when I was sleeping, they cut a huge penis out of cardboard and it's hanging over my fireplace. It's literally a good 3 feet long. Hysterical. I peed when I saw it.
I love my life. It's on the up and up recently :)
2 more weeks left of schooooool!
Reis calls me on my home because he's in Troy and his car died and I had to go jump it. I get there and get in his car and he somehow opened the umbrella in the car and it almost took my eye out and his car smelled like straight up sausage, we don't know why but it was stupid funny. He jumps it because idk how the fuck to do it and he's like "I'll give you $10 to follow me back to my house to make sure it doesn't die again." So I told him to buy me some alcohol instead.
We get on 787 and Reis can't even turn his lights on or his car dies, so he's driving without his lights on (redic). His car dies right before the exit for I90 and I pull over behind him and I get in his car and he calls AAA and they're like "Aright well 45 minutes a tow truck'll be there." I go to find whatever food I can in my car (which ends up being parmesan goldfish and a bottle of sprite haha). We sit there for like 15 minutes and all of a sudden the tow truck comes out of nowhere and they go and put the car up top and drive back to Madison Ave.
Mike showers because of the sausage smell and we go to Andreas to get my bottle and on the way home, I made a wrong turn and was speeding and an Albany cops pulls me over. And then another one pulls in behind him. Meanwhile theres a table in the back thats clearly a pong table, and a 6 pack of smirnoffs and a bottle of vodka in my back seat (semi hidden of course). I confuse the shit out of the cop by trying to describe where we were going and even Mike is impressed with how I got out of a ticket. Apparently all of Toy the speedlimit is only 30..?
So we carry on and go back to my house and the Twins and Ben are already there so we go inside and then Mike Ryan and I go to get balls for pong but price chopper is sold out and Hannaford doesnt sell them (wtf right). Go back to the house. Smoked approx 3 blunts in my living room while drinking and watched disc 2 and 3 of Season 3 of Weeds. Ben almost got a hooker to come in my house. And we smoked more on my roof because we went explorin.
Somewhere around 6am I go to go to sleep in my bed, and Ben is passed out in it ahahah. Reis slept in the Harry Potter closet because it was getting light out and he wanted to be in the dark. Jordan slept on the floor in the living room and Ryan slept upstairs for some random reason. I woke up everyone randomly throughout the night by jumping on them, so Reis woke me up @ like fucking 9:30 in the morning by jumping on my bed and makin me madddd (I'm making my angryyyy face). So I left the other boys at my house and brought Reis home since his car was obviously out of commission. Came home and shortly after that the Twins left and Ben stayed because he had a doctors appointment in Albany later. We watched Charlie Bartlett and thennnn i brought him to meet up with his mom and I came home.
Honestly, such a funny night. I passed out on the floor in my bathroom for like a good 4 or 5 minutes.
OMG and i just remembered that when I was sleeping, they cut a huge penis out of cardboard and it's hanging over my fireplace. It's literally a good 3 feet long. Hysterical. I peed when I saw it.
I love my life. It's on the up and up recently :)
2 more weeks left of schooooool!