The Princess and the Cushion
Once upon a time, there sat an ol' princess pup.
She sat peacefully on an ol' chair cushion.
'Til one day a strapping young border-collie prince came to her.
She had a nasty temper and told him to leave.
But he persisted to nibble at her affectionately.
She cursed him.
And bit his head off.
Now, she sits on her ol' cushion, and watches as the body decays before her.
The end.