Thank God there's no need for condoms in dreams
Because that would take all the romance out of it.
I had one of those sexual dreams about someone I would have never thought of. I woke up from it all discombobulated and well, horny. This is the sad state of my life. The funny thing is, he thinks I'm crazy "in a good way", which is a phrase people quickly add on so you won't try to stalk them and stab them in the neck with a highlighter.
I had one of those sexual dreams about someone I would have never thought of. I woke up from it all discombobulated and well, horny. This is the sad state of my life. The funny thing is, he thinks I'm crazy "in a good way", which is a phrase people quickly add on so you won't try to stalk them and stab them in the neck with a highlighter.