I hate my flat and I hate Rosie I hate her I HATE HER I hate how she can get these blokes without even fluttering an eyelash but I'm not good enough for anyone, but she's pure, Meliora Malfoy is pure, FUCKING MELIORA FUCKING MALFOY.
goddamnit Kenny.
YOU SAID YOU'D MARRY ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
Valentine's Day is a STUPID day to get married.
Valentine's Day is a STUPID FUCKING DAY TO GET MARRIED, Kenny.
If I had just one shot
one shot that would work out
I would do anything.
The new girls are whining already. I don't know what the fuck Stanton Flint Bones's problem is but one of the funniest conversations I've heard in the past two weeks was actually today! Cece told July to stop fucking baking because she's putting on weight and then Tori made a crack about having a bun in the oven and oh fuck I have not laughed so hard in weeks.
Needless to say this ended with a pregnancy test that proved negative. I bet half the population of London is relieved right now.
Goddamnit, Kenny.
Surprise surprise, Tessa Summers is sober.
Rosie, did you do what I said you should probably do? Because you probably didn't. Because you're ridiculous and stupid and stubborn.
Haven't heard from my family in a while. You're all still alive, right?