Not River Song, then...

[tesla321]

I was with three other lawyers in our courthouse coffee shop, and a woman came up out of the blue and addressed me: "You look like that lady on television!" (Me, The hell?) "..." Her: You know, that lady! I was watching you the other day and you look just like her! Me: What lady? (Although I had a feeling) Her: Harry's Law. Are you a criminal lawyer? Me: Not convicted yet!

She leaves. I look at the other two and say, How offended do I look?