VOTE!!!
This is an editorial from a paper in Seattle called The Stranger:
If you're not planning to vote on Tuesday, November 2, well, fuck you. Sorry if that seems harsh but, really, fuck you. FUCK YOU. Phuq Ewe. www.fuckyou.com. If you are planning to vote, gee, you seem nice. Really. That color is awesome on you. Wanna go grab a beer sometime? Unless, of course, you're planning to vote for Nader. If that's the case, re-read the above paragraph. Ten fucking times, you dumb fucking hippie. Fuck you, hippie, fuck you. www.fuckyouhippie.com. Okay. It's time to vote, motherfuckers, in the most important election of your life. The Stranger Dept. of Homeland Security is issuing a Code Red. George "Constitutional amendment discriminating against gays, 44 million uninsured Americans, no connection to Al Qaeda, $139 billion drug-industry windfall, 1.8 million lost jobs, falling wages, over 50 percent of the tax cut to the wealthiest 1 percent of Americans, Got WMD Yet?" Bush MUST be defeated on Novemebr 2. Get your ass to the polls, you motherfucking motherfuckers, and vote for John Kerry. And the liberal senator from Massachusetts isn't the only one who needs your vote. Locally, a slew of Democrats -- gubernatorial hopeful Christine Gregoire, Eastside U.S. Rep. contender Dave Ross, and AG candidate Deborah Senn -- are all locked in tight races. The Stranger Dept. of Homeland Security also wants to alert you to the slew of initiatives, particularly the one that's lurking on the very bottom of the ballot. If this initiative, Initiative 83, passes, it will ruin all hopes of rapid mass public transit in this city by killing the monorail. Vote NO on Initiative 83. After you vote for Kerry and vote NO on I-83, please join the Stranger Dept. of Homeland Security at Chop Suey for an Election Night party (big-screen TVs, drink specials, Bush piñata) as we bunker down and drink and pray. Please God, deliver Ohio.
If you're not planning to vote on Tuesday, November 2, well, fuck you. Sorry if that seems harsh but, really, fuck you. FUCK YOU. Phuq Ewe. www.fuckyou.com. If you are planning to vote, gee, you seem nice. Really. That color is awesome on you. Wanna go grab a beer sometime? Unless, of course, you're planning to vote for Nader. If that's the case, re-read the above paragraph. Ten fucking times, you dumb fucking hippie. Fuck you, hippie, fuck you. www.fuckyouhippie.com. Okay. It's time to vote, motherfuckers, in the most important election of your life. The Stranger Dept. of Homeland Security is issuing a Code Red. George "Constitutional amendment discriminating against gays, 44 million uninsured Americans, no connection to Al Qaeda, $139 billion drug-industry windfall, 1.8 million lost jobs, falling wages, over 50 percent of the tax cut to the wealthiest 1 percent of Americans, Got WMD Yet?" Bush MUST be defeated on Novemebr 2. Get your ass to the polls, you motherfucking motherfuckers, and vote for John Kerry. And the liberal senator from Massachusetts isn't the only one who needs your vote. Locally, a slew of Democrats -- gubernatorial hopeful Christine Gregoire, Eastside U.S. Rep. contender Dave Ross, and AG candidate Deborah Senn -- are all locked in tight races. The Stranger Dept. of Homeland Security also wants to alert you to the slew of initiatives, particularly the one that's lurking on the very bottom of the ballot. If this initiative, Initiative 83, passes, it will ruin all hopes of rapid mass public transit in this city by killing the monorail. Vote NO on Initiative 83. After you vote for Kerry and vote NO on I-83, please join the Stranger Dept. of Homeland Security at Chop Suey for an Election Night party (big-screen TVs, drink specials, Bush piñata) as we bunker down and drink and pray. Please God, deliver Ohio.