May 24, 2004 21:13
so jonny and i watched scary movie 3 last night...pretty goddam funny. i think the funniest spoof was on 8 mile...the brother of the guy who was supposed to be like mel gibson from signs lived in this trailer that was right outside the farmhouse and he thought he was black...and at the rap battle he busted out a pitch-pipe and sounded this high note, then proceeded to sing "bitch" in that key...then he played a lower note for "ho". Then his song was, ya know, "I'm a white boy but my neck is red/I put Miracle Whip on my Wonderbread..." Whatever. Then after he bows his jacket hood is on and he looks like a klansman, so he gets thrown out...and "Mekhi Pheiffer" is like, "You can't give up on rap just like that!" And the white boy stomps off and yells, "Rap Shmap!" Jon and I laughed so hard we almost died. Wow, I began incorporating uppercase letters without even noticing!!
Today, Erika and Sarah and I were coming home from Salt Lake and we saw this little Mitsubishi that was that weird sick minty metallic color that oughtta be illegal...and then we saw a VW whose license plate read "AQUADOG". So that's the sick minty color's official name now. Begin referring to it as such.