No Wonder I Can't Get a Date...
I'm at Walmart with my father and ringing up at the cashier. It suddenly blinks with "Is Customer over 17?"
Dad: Utto, it's wondering if you're over 18!
Cashier: Are you?
Me: *laughs* Yeah, by at least a decade.
*silence for a beat, she hasn't clicked the button to take answer the question like they normally do*
Me: I can show you my license if you want.
Cashier: Would you please?
Dad: Oh, you just made her day.
Me: *laughing* Do you want me to take it out of the wallet or just look at it?
Cashier: I can just look at it. *looks at my license which clearly states that I was born in 1981, not 1991. Looks a bit sheepish since it's clear she didn't really believe me.* So, what's your secret for looking so young?
Me: *laugh again* I think it's the bangs and the freckles. (though, between you and me, I'm thinking if you look really close, you see I've got wrinkles starting like anyone else approaching their 30s....)
Dad: I think it's because of her mother and me. (Okay, I'll go with that...
Dad: Utto, it's wondering if you're over 18!
Cashier: Are you?
Me: *laughs* Yeah, by at least a decade.
*silence for a beat, she hasn't clicked the button to take answer the question like they normally do*
Me: I can show you my license if you want.
Cashier: Would you please?
Dad: Oh, you just made her day.
Me: *laughing* Do you want me to take it out of the wallet or just look at it?
Cashier: I can just look at it. *looks at my license which clearly states that I was born in 1981, not 1991. Looks a bit sheepish since it's clear she didn't really believe me.* So, what's your secret for looking so young?
Me: *laugh again* I think it's the bangs and the freckles. (though, between you and me, I'm thinking if you look really close, you see I've got wrinkles starting like anyone else approaching their 30s....)
Dad: I think it's because of her mother and me. (Okay, I'll go with that...