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How to have the most ridiculous and awesome sleepover of the year; by Tes and friends.
1. Make sure you gather a lot of friends. Not all have to stay over, but at least stay until 2 am. When suffering from lack of sleepers, convince at least three of them to stay anyway. Get food and alcohol, now you have the basic set-up.
2. Make sure you have a room-mate, if you will in all be bothered to even lay down to rest. E.I. I made sure I'd stay in the same room with Jill, and possibly Annelies. Also, make sure you don't spend the night in a room with someone you dislike.
3. Get some movies to watch. Start out with silly chickflick or ridiculous comical entertainment. E.I. The first movie we watched was Boat Trip. Which was also a great way to convince semi-friends that we were all gay. Which, of some friends, isn't exactly untrue.
4. Then, when you are well-rested and entangled in each other (wait? Is that just us? I always wondered, actually. We're all very touchy with each other. I know how everyone's tits and asses feel like. Maybe we're just dirty teenagers xD) start a nice, quiet, uncompetative game of Dance Dance Revolution. If you do not know said term, hurry up and get born.
5. If you happen to suck at Dance Dance Revolution, get downstairs and have a chat with your friends. Smoke some fags, drink some beer and gossip about people who are less pretty and more annoying than yourself. It's about time the losers who aren't allowed to stay over leave. Say 'bye' nicely, but speculate about the horrors they must face at home for showing up in such unfashionable outfits.
6. Yeah. Now most of the annoying people are gone. Get back up and let half the group continue Dance Dance Revolution. Because you are lazy and looking for something new to do you make sure you get friends (in this case, Edwin, Immy and Jill) to play Super Smash Bros. Make also sure you yourself take on someone annoying such as Zelda or Peach so that the other people's will always try and hurt your poor little princess. Then kick their asses ninja style.
7. When said activity gets boring make sure some gossip in your group informs you of activity in the pool in the back garden. Check said activity out; observe your four male friends as if they have gone insane and make sure you bring someone to pull off a full Macauly Culkin and critizes them on their underwear/swimwear. Then get yourself into the pool, act like your boobs aren't freezing off so that other girly friends will enter the pool as if it's a hot summer night. Then laugh at them as the jump and squeek at the unearthly temperature. Create a whirlpool and try to relax for at least an hour.
8. As soon as everyone realized that the entire street and their mother can hear the fun you are having in the pool, get out and dry off. It's time to put on your nightwear and make a cocoon out of your sleeping bag. Then put in Pokémon for extra fun at the ungodly hour of four in the morning.
9. When things get dull, gather more interesting friends and chat about your old classmates and how they have turned into whores and players and say about everyone that they haven't changed a bit. While you are hanging with the people who have changed the most since primary school, because frankly, the people who have changed the most end up being the most interesting people of the bunch.
10. Get upstairs again, because, without telling, your host has put on another movie. Of course, you came in late, so you will not get half the movie, since the title of said movie is The Butterfly Effect. And you'll probably end up bitching with friends on how hot/fugly Ashton's beard looks on him. And then check out the hot babe who's name I can't care to remember.
11. Somehow, it's 7.30 in the morning. You and your roommate(s) decide to go to get at least half an hour of sleep. Of course, you are unable, since it's already light outside and you are just plain restless. While watching Nick Jr. you end up sleeping 45 minutes anyway. That is, until people start rolling down the stairs and wake you for beer. Don't take the beer. It's friggin' eight fifteen in the morning. After some talking, decide to fulfill your desire of getting an hour of sleep upstairs.
12. Wake up due to annoying people popping balloons. Walk into the kitchen. Observe kitchen closely. Then draw your finger up and down the tiles. Reveal that tiles are in fact white instead of yellow. get friends to help you clean the kitchen for it looks like it could give you salmonella from just looking at it. Do ditch the food that dates back to the year 1997.
13. Take a break. Have breakfast; Doritos. For it is only save to eat food from a bag that has been stored in that kitchen. Have a smoke in the back garden, tan while you're at it, and discuss random subjects and watch in awe of friend building a fountain from scratch.
14. Get back to your work. Make sure the host thanks you for doing such a great job in throwing away useless stuff of his and his parents and suggesting him to ditch the microwave which has more stains than the average 20-year-old frathouse fryer that was used to fry rubber tires. Make sure he offers you some good good.
15. Pizza boy arrives, because even though you just cleaned the kitchen, it still can't be trusted. take the Hawaii. Just because. Eat it with the remaining friends which has narrowed down to a group of six (in this case, four boys; Edwin, Robin, Thomas and Demy; and two girls; Jill and myself) while you started out with a group of nineteen. Depart after dinner. You need to get some rest and write some silly LJ entry to entertain your lovely flist.
1. Make sure you gather a lot of friends. Not all have to stay over, but at least stay until 2 am. When suffering from lack of sleepers, convince at least three of them to stay anyway. Get food and alcohol, now you have the basic set-up.
2. Make sure you have a room-mate, if you will in all be bothered to even lay down to rest. E.I. I made sure I'd stay in the same room with Jill, and possibly Annelies. Also, make sure you don't spend the night in a room with someone you dislike.
3. Get some movies to watch. Start out with silly chickflick or ridiculous comical entertainment. E.I. The first movie we watched was Boat Trip. Which was also a great way to convince semi-friends that we were all gay. Which, of some friends, isn't exactly untrue.
4. Then, when you are well-rested and entangled in each other (wait? Is that just us? I always wondered, actually. We're all very touchy with each other. I know how everyone's tits and asses feel like. Maybe we're just dirty teenagers xD) start a nice, quiet, uncompetative game of Dance Dance Revolution. If you do not know said term, hurry up and get born.
5. If you happen to suck at Dance Dance Revolution, get downstairs and have a chat with your friends. Smoke some fags, drink some beer and gossip about people who are less pretty and more annoying than yourself. It's about time the losers who aren't allowed to stay over leave. Say 'bye' nicely, but speculate about the horrors they must face at home for showing up in such unfashionable outfits.
6. Yeah. Now most of the annoying people are gone. Get back up and let half the group continue Dance Dance Revolution. Because you are lazy and looking for something new to do you make sure you get friends (in this case, Edwin, Immy and Jill) to play Super Smash Bros. Make also sure you yourself take on someone annoying such as Zelda or Peach so that the other people's will always try and hurt your poor little princess. Then kick their asses ninja style.
7. When said activity gets boring make sure some gossip in your group informs you of activity in the pool in the back garden. Check said activity out; observe your four male friends as if they have gone insane and make sure you bring someone to pull off a full Macauly Culkin and critizes them on their underwear/swimwear. Then get yourself into the pool, act like your boobs aren't freezing off so that other girly friends will enter the pool as if it's a hot summer night. Then laugh at them as the jump and squeek at the unearthly temperature. Create a whirlpool and try to relax for at least an hour.
8. As soon as everyone realized that the entire street and their mother can hear the fun you are having in the pool, get out and dry off. It's time to put on your nightwear and make a cocoon out of your sleeping bag. Then put in Pokémon for extra fun at the ungodly hour of four in the morning.
9. When things get dull, gather more interesting friends and chat about your old classmates and how they have turned into whores and players and say about everyone that they haven't changed a bit. While you are hanging with the people who have changed the most since primary school, because frankly, the people who have changed the most end up being the most interesting people of the bunch.
10. Get upstairs again, because, without telling, your host has put on another movie. Of course, you came in late, so you will not get half the movie, since the title of said movie is The Butterfly Effect. And you'll probably end up bitching with friends on how hot/fugly Ashton's beard looks on him. And then check out the hot babe who's name I can't care to remember.
11. Somehow, it's 7.30 in the morning. You and your roommate(s) decide to go to get at least half an hour of sleep. Of course, you are unable, since it's already light outside and you are just plain restless. While watching Nick Jr. you end up sleeping 45 minutes anyway. That is, until people start rolling down the stairs and wake you for beer. Don't take the beer. It's friggin' eight fifteen in the morning. After some talking, decide to fulfill your desire of getting an hour of sleep upstairs.
12. Wake up due to annoying people popping balloons. Walk into the kitchen. Observe kitchen closely. Then draw your finger up and down the tiles. Reveal that tiles are in fact white instead of yellow. get friends to help you clean the kitchen for it looks like it could give you salmonella from just looking at it. Do ditch the food that dates back to the year 1997.
13. Take a break. Have breakfast; Doritos. For it is only save to eat food from a bag that has been stored in that kitchen. Have a smoke in the back garden, tan while you're at it, and discuss random subjects and watch in awe of friend building a fountain from scratch.
14. Get back to your work. Make sure the host thanks you for doing such a great job in throwing away useless stuff of his and his parents and suggesting him to ditch the microwave which has more stains than the average 20-year-old frathouse fryer that was used to fry rubber tires. Make sure he offers you some good good.
15. Pizza boy arrives, because even though you just cleaned the kitchen, it still can't be trusted. take the Hawaii. Just because. Eat it with the remaining friends which has narrowed down to a group of six (in this case, four boys; Edwin, Robin, Thomas and Demy; and two girls; Jill and myself) while you started out with a group of nineteen. Depart after dinner. You need to get some rest and write some silly LJ entry to entertain your lovely flist.