Update...
This is like one of those unsolved mystery stories where they tell the story and then they have the UPDATE...Well...I went to Walmart and my keyless entry does work now that it has had time to dry out. I even turned the alarm completely off. The KICKER is...drum roll please...I have had this car for almost 4 years and there has been a number on the back of the remote the whole time!!! I could have called and had this fixed YEARS ago!!!This alarm has literally controled my life for years and with one swift phone call I have solved the mysteries of the world...or at least one major pain in my ass. In any case, it did give me a reason to skip work. I still might lose my job, but what the hay...