25% Higher Performing Odor Protection

Nov 13, 2008 21:21

The problem is, they've also cranked up the scent and aluminum burn another notch, now to intolerable levels.  Unfortunately, the 25% less performing deodorant isn't available anymore.  So I have to abandon my deodorant and look for something different.  Like the backpacks, things are a little different than I expected.  Here's what I found:

  • An antiperspirant whose scent was "Power".  Yes, you can smell like power.  It's like male privilege in deodorant form.
  • Other odd scents:  "Clean",  "Ice", "Active", "Fresh Shower".  ("Wow, you really do smell like ice!")
  • Lots of super-EXTREME protection.  Do I really smell so bad that I need EXTREME protection?
  • I saw an unscented deodorant.  Score!  Unfortunately, it's the white flaky kind.
  • Very few non-antiperspirants.
  • There was also one brand that didn't have the aluminum crap in it, but I couldn't tell if it was for men or women....until I found they offered a "lavender" scent. 
So I bought a few (not pictured).  Hopefully I'll find something that will suit me for another 10 years.  ;-)




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