ATTN: Michael

[terryclothrags]

Right, Mikey, I think I've figured out your problem. You really need to brush your teeth more often.

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[cornered_beef]

Shut up.

Nothing happened, all right?!

[terryclothrags]

Of course not, nothing happened.

Still, I bet you'd get more repeat kisses if you brushed your teeth more often.

[cornered_beef]

I brush my teeth twice a day, every day. I even have a TOOTH BRUSHING MACHINE.

[terryclothrags]

Do you put tooth-paste on it? Because I find it hard to believe you brush your teeth with tooth-paste twice a day.

[cornered_beef]

Why do you find it hard to believe?

Perhaps you just don't like my man-breath.

[terryclothrags]

As well you know, I have, unfortunately, plenty of experience with man-breath. Yours is far worse than it ought to be, mate. Maybe a breath-freshening charm?

[cornered_beef]

Could it have been the onions?

[terryclothrags]

I still don't think it was that monotonic, but perhaps. I confess, my memories aren't crystal clear.