ATTN: Michael

[terryclothrags]

Right, Mikey, I think I've figured out your problem. You really need to brush your teeth more often.

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[waitingfortom]

Whose shirt is this?

[terryclothrags]

That's one of those questions better asked when you have some way of indiciating the shirt in question.

[waitingfortom]

The one I'm wearing that doesn't belong to me. It's button-down, but one of the buttons has popped off, and it's definitely too long for me. I'm petite!

[acridturpintine]

Er.

[waitingfortom]

Oh. Um.

I'll wash it?

[acridturpintine]

That would be lovely.

[waitingfortom]

Or I could just burn it.

[acridturpintine]

Why would you do that?

[waitingfortom]

Fine. Washing it is.

[terryclothrags]

We really ought to do this more often.

[waitingfortom]

You're doing your sarcasm thing, right?

What does "Mikey" think of that idea?

[terryclothrags]

No, I'm not. See, for over a year I've had a hole in my life, and it's finally been filled.

Hey, no one else gets to call him 'Mikey'. And that part doesn't need to be included in the future.

[waitingfortom]

I really hope you didn't get a hole filled.

But I guess you mean the thing you were so distraught about. I hope that's what you mean.

Not that I want you to mean it, but better that than the other, I guess.

Oh, that part will be included in the future if you EVER want that to happen again, not that we're exactly planning on it.

[terryclothrags]

Ew. No. There's no call for your customary level of crudeness.

Spoilsport.

[cornered_beef]

NO HOLES WERE FILLED LAST NIGHT.

[waitingfortom]

DON'T YOU POINT THAT SHIT AT ME, MISTER!