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[terrierfancy]

> You're so pissed off right now you could peel the skin off of a baby and force feed it to a camel. You're not sure what a camel is, but you saw a picture of one awhile ago when you were researching 'SANTA' (don't even get you started on THAT monstrosity right now. You're so pissed about that sneaky bastard that you could eat your hat) and you

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[gypsyjean]

[Someone is sorta floating in the hallway, and trying to keep her skirts from getting away from her.]

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[terrierfancy]

At first you don't notice the girl, due to your own clinging to of your PLAIN and SERVICEABLE HAT (not to mention the fact you're having a great deal of trouble holding onto it and wading through the air at the same time when you only have ONE FUCKING ARM), but you blink your only good eye when you see it's another one of those human things.

Looks like this one has green hair. Huh. That's a new one.

You tell her that she better try and get closer to the ground or that you're going to accidentally get a flash of more than just leg. Not that you'd mind, personally. At least she's got a nice shape for a softbody.

Then you hit the ceiling and curse more cursewords than you have words for. You have no fucking idea what is going on, but it is really pissing you off.

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[gypsyjean]

Hey, are you alright? you seem like you're having trouble?

[She can be quite graceful in the hallway, even trying to hold onto her skirts and bangles]

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[terrierfancy]

You know that you would probably be having less trouble if you just let your hat go, but fuck that. This is your only SERVICEABLE BLACK HAT left and you're not going to risk losing it.

Though later you'll probably realize that you can get a new one from the closet and that will be frustrating on a million levels because when the hell does an amazing CRIME LORD get caught in space unable to float himself around because he's vain about his looks? Too bad you don't have more foresight.

You tell her that you can't get back down on the ground and that you're two seconds from stabbing someone in the face. Also, that your stump of an arm is pretty useless in this situation.

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[turn4bout]

You're floating down the hallway when you come across JACK NOIR, the greatest carapaced astronaut the Medium has ever known. You wish to congratulate his complete failure in killing Santa, but figure that would be something Karkat would do and it would result in some stabs being shown.

Instead, you decide to abscond in a completely nonelegant manner.

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[terrierfancy]

Unfortunately, you spot the little troll girl as she clearly tries to ABSCOND from the area you're failing in.

Not that you mind her leaving you to your own personal failure, but it kind of pisses you off that she didn't even say anything so you tell her this in the most elegant way possible:

the fuck you think you're going princess

Well, that didn't come out quite the way you had intended, but it works you guess.

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[turn4bout]

If you were a classy individual, you would snap your fingers in disappointment. You would also do that if you wished to be stabbed multiple times in greeting by the elegant Jack Noir.

You inform Jack about leaving cookies in a pasty heating device or something. Whatever it is, it requires your immediate attention and immediate abscondance. You would tip your hat if you had one.

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[terrierfancy]

If you were a classy man, you probably would let the girl go. But you are not DIAMONDS DROOG. You are not a CLASSY GENTLEMAN. So you decide to tell her to get back over here and help you abscond the fuck away from this area too or you'll burn her cookies yourself.

With a knife.

You don't care if that doesn't make any sense.

I've finally succumbed to this kind of tagging oh gog 8| BUT I'M KEEPING MY NORMAL FONT

[hurricanebomber]

You are basically having the time of your life here because you are IN SPACE and there is evidence of ALIENS FUCK YEAH, and also you are floating and that's cool, because for once you get to be one of the coolkids who can fly fucking Yamamoto and Ryohei and Gamma l;ksdfjkldcklfvd.

And hey, if it isn't your new FAVORITE ALIEN floating around. He looks pissed off, though, and you are wary of stabs being handed out, so you approach with caution.

Because I'm a star B)))))

[terrierfancy]

You don't notice the weird human who has been discreetly following you for the past few days at first, but you already have a feeling he's around. He may not have noticed you noticing him, but you certainly did.

You have no fucking clue what he was doing either, other than staring at you like some kind of obsessive creep while you were tearing into meat of whatever kind you were eating at the time. Not that you know or even care what type it was. It was fucking delicious and that's all you care to know.

When you do notice him though you call out to him to get you off of the fucking ceiling asap or you're going to gut him and make him into a coat. You can do that with animals so why not humans too? Whatever. Your threat is totally valid and not stupid at all.

It is you B|b

[hurricanebomber]

Slick's threat is totally stupid and not valid at all, since he can't seem to move around well enough to even get at you, let alone gut you and whatever else he said.

You scowl and say something about how he doesn't have to be an asshole about it, but still maneuver yourself toward him in whatever way it is that people move in zero gravity, in order to assist. Aliens, after all, are top priority, right under Juudaime and family.

[terrierfancy]

You tell him he can shove it because you're pretty pissed the fuck off right now, but when he's near-by you just sort of hold your leg out for him to grab.

This is your last BACKUP HAT and you are not going to lose it due to space shenanigans. Though it does make it difficult to move around in zero gravity when you don't have another arm to wade through the air. Fucking huge bitch (bluh bluh).

c-can I belatedly try this tag style?

[paper_knight]

You're gliding through the zero-grav hallway, making good use of every makeshift hand-and-foothold you can find, when you notice the black-carapaced individual who you last saw on the back of a hippopotamus. You grab hold of a doorframe to stop yourself. Perhaps he could use a few pointers.

yessssss of course >) and the style claims another soul.

[terrierfancy]

You notice the man who was worried about your arm awhile back and you tip your hat a bit to him in greeting--only because if you said anything at the moment you would likely somehow make this man split apart into a gorey mess.

Floating gorey mess would normally sound awesome to you, but you're far too pissed off to be interested at the moment, so instead you hold onto your hat and try to kick your way back to the floor.

*secretly practicing for PS*

[paper_knight]

You offer a greeting of your own and suggest that, since he's already upside down, he might have some luck pushing off from the ceiling.

yessssss. practice all you want also, if you want someone to beta for you, i am game o/ >D

[terrierfancy]

You grunt at that, but attempt to do what this strange flshy manbeast has suggested--miraculously it seems to help a little.

For about two seconds, anyway. Soon you're cursing and kicking at the roof in frustration again due to your UNYIELDING STUBBORNESS about potentially losing your hat and therefore your precious CANDY that you store there.

[has_signed_on]

> You are having quite a blast in this hallway. After all, anti-gravity has been some sort of obsession of yours for quite some time. You're not going to tell anyone this though; they can figure it out for themselves.

It's in this very hallway that you come across a carapace! Not that you know this fact, but in truth it's human shaped so you're inclined to LOVE it anyway.

You thusly proceed to ask it if it's having problems.

[terrierfancy]

> You tell this strange, new fleshy thing that you haven't seen before that you're obviously doing JUST FINE.

So fine that you tell him to get his ass over here and dislodge you from the corner before you gut him and give him a scar to match your own.

[has_signed_on]

>You've never known that IRL people could get stuck in corners and faintly wonder why this dude doesn't just rebound from the wall.

But this mysterious man, obviously made of pure unadulterated WRATH, is equally obviously very sophisticated and therefore inclines you to play by those yakuzabusinessman rules you learned a few years back.

So you say okay to him and pull out a coin from your pocket. You tell him that you'll even let him choose the side.

[terrierfancy]

You tell this SMART ASS that you're onto his game.

You tell him that you know full well that the second he flicks that coin up it's going to float away and he's going to just be a USELESS PRICK. You kick off of the WALL then to try and swim with your stump of an arm over to punch this SMART ASS in his FUCKING FACE.