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> You're so pissed off right now you could peel the skin off of a baby and force feed it to a camel. You're not sure what a camel is, but you saw a picture of one awhile ago when you were researching 'SANTA' (don't even get you started on THAT monstrosity right now. You're so pissed about that sneaky bastard that you could eat your hat) and you just have a feeling that thing eats babies. Wow, you sure are getting ahead of yourself, aren't you?
You're a little busy right now. Busy floating fucking UPSIDE DOWN in your not-quite-a-bedroom anymore room and it's pissing you off more and more that you can't really control where you're going very well with one fucking arm. Though you finally did manage to make it in the hallway. Finally. Son of a bitch you're dying to get down onto the ground by this point. You decide despite yourself to call for some kind of assistance. Not that you need it.
Nope.
Though you realize a second later that if anyone manages to come down this hallway and they're not floating than they're a prick who's probably wearing iron boots or something. Fuck them.
You're a little busy right now. Busy floating fucking UPSIDE DOWN in your not-quite-a-bedroom anymore room and it's pissing you off more and more that you can't really control where you're going very well with one fucking arm. Though you finally did manage to make it in the hallway. Finally. Son of a bitch you're dying to get down onto the ground by this point. You decide despite yourself to call for some kind of assistance. Not that you need it.
Nope.
Though you realize a second later that if anyone manages to come down this hallway and they're not floating than they're a prick who's probably wearing iron boots or something. Fuck them.