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[terrierfancy]

alright
i need some answers
tell me all you know about this santa claus if you value your fucking lives

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[walkingdesuno]

Don't you think asking more politely would get you more answers, mister?

[ text ] i swear i am tagging the other post back when i get home 8|

[terrierfancy]

its a life or death situation kid
you either give me answers or die by gifts
your choice

[ text ] lol it's okay o7

[walkingdesuno]

Ran-oneechan told me to say please and thank you when asking for things!

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[terrierfancy]

the fuck is an oneechan
and you should be saying slick please save us thank you
do you got info if not youre wasting my time kid

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[has_signed_on]

About Santa????

Well, I've heard some rumors around the place.

He's supposed to be this guy who instigates weird stories and leads low-class rebellions!

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[terrierfancy]

yeah i figured that
what else you got

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[has_signed_on]

Huuh, you already knew that? Ohh...well, what else do you know?

I wouldn't want to keep repeating information!

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[terrierfancy]

that hes red
appears on the 25th on some holiday called christmas
kills with gifts

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[keepshappening]

he is large and also in charge
i know everything there is to know about santa ask me whatever

[ text ] sorry this took so longgg holidays slammed me orz

[terrierfancy]

so hes a big guy huh
big in muscle or just size
or both i deal with a lot of both

[ text ] lol its 0k i experienced the same deal

[keepshappening]

hes a bodybuilding asshole
played by hulk hogan
you see him coming you will know
you will just know
every step he takes makes an earthquake
why is your glass of water rattling
all the dogs are barking what the SHIT SANTAS COMING

[ text ] oh, holidays. :| theres a convention coming up this weekend too. aughhh.

[terrierfancy]

well fuck i dont know who hulk hogan is but i bet i could take him
so itll be easy to know hes coming and hes gonna put up a fight
got it
how does he break into secret bases or houses

> You think this is a bit RIDICULOUS, but then again you know nothing of this SANTA so getting the outside input is a good idea. You're sort of planning just to combine all the information you get into one giant plan and reference picture anyway. You make a mental note to give him ALL OF THE MUSCLES and continue your interrogation of the red text.

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[hurricanebomber]

He's not real.

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[terrierfancy]

yeah right
thought you would know better than that
but from what ive heard this ass is too powerful
im going to have to take him down
give me some bombs

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[hurricanebomber]

Fuck no. I'm not giving bombs to someone delusional enough to believe in Santa Claus.

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[has_signed_on]

omg have u herd? santa ttlty has an accomplice! its a man beat w/ a glowing red toxic nose that shoots lazers and can see 4ever

soooooooo scary!