i'm breaking up with you itunes
Dear Itunes,
I know we've had some problems in the past. You may recall that in May you deleted my entire library and I called you a motherfucker, among other things, and wept a lot and gnashed my teeth. What larks! What fun we had! I even wrote some awesome emo poetry about it!
But now we've grown together and moved on to bigger and better things. Now, dear Itunes, you don't even play my fucking music. I don't understand. Why don't you listen to me any more? We've were so good the past couple of months, even if you did kind of delete one of my favorite playlists. I could forgive you that, though! It could happen to any girl and music-playing program!
Where did we go wrong? Did I not love you enough? Were you not loved enough as a child? Is that it? Are you acting out so I will spend 10 minutes when I start up opening and closing you over and over again? Because being an enormous attention whore does not make my heart burn, okay. Except with fiery rage.
I hate the new you. I want my Itunes v.6.0 back.
Love,
Krissy
I know we've had some problems in the past. You may recall that in May you deleted my entire library and I called you a motherfucker, among other things, and wept a lot and gnashed my teeth. What larks! What fun we had! I even wrote some awesome emo poetry about it!
But now we've grown together and moved on to bigger and better things. Now, dear Itunes, you don't even play my fucking music. I don't understand. Why don't you listen to me any more? We've were so good the past couple of months, even if you did kind of delete one of my favorite playlists. I could forgive you that, though! It could happen to any girl and music-playing program!
Where did we go wrong? Did I not love you enough? Were you not loved enough as a child? Is that it? Are you acting out so I will spend 10 minutes when I start up opening and closing you over and over again? Because being an enormous attention whore does not make my heart burn, okay. Except with fiery rage.
I hate the new you. I want my Itunes v.6.0 back.
Love,
Krissy