no piercing for me
Patrick picked my shift up for me tonight and I'm so grateful I could hump his face. Anyway, I really planned on getting my septum pierced last night but I stopped by work and ran into Buddy (who by the way looks like he's contracted syphilis or something) and told him what I was going to do and he was like, "Don't do it! It's horrible! It's the worst pain on the planet! It hurt me more than anything has ever hurt me in my entire life and I've been in a lot of bicycle accidents; it even hurt more than the time I got hit by a car!" and I was like I don't know...piercing...being hit by a car...so I pussed out and drank a beer with Patrick instead. I'm such a baby.