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Well I haven't updated in six weeks. During my absence from livejournal, several things have happened. For one, I went and visited my mother in Pennsylvania and came back talking, looking and dressing like her. Also, Des and I finally got our car back from the mechanic. Someone call CNN. Not to jinx anything, but it seems to be in working order. We owe the mechanic $450 still. MUFASA LIVES!
On another note, our landlord has been getting so many complaints about the dog that if he gets one more, we have to get rid of her.
I'm sure there are lots more interesting things that have happened that I could talk about, but I'm going to talk about www.niteflirt.com, which is Des and my latest moneymaking scheme. She's mentioned it in her journal several times.
Anyway, what it is is a website that links sad lonely men to other sad lonely men or to women who will listen to their problems and pretend like they like them for a small minutely rate. If you sign up to be what they call a "flirt", they give you an extension on their 800 number. You can also create a listing and pick your minutely rate. Des and mine both have $0.99 minutely rates. Niteflirt makes their money by taking part of that money and we get $0.55 per minute. Anyway, you also have the option of being in the phonesex section or the "just friends" section. Des and I are both in the "just friends" section.
She's been on it longer than I have and she's had several several phone calls and made over $100 so far in just a few days. Last night, I got my first phone call. I have to say that in all the calls Des has gotten, all of these guys have been nice and polite to her and none of them have tried to have phonesex with her.
WHY ME!? This phonecall sums my life up in fourteen minutes, I swear. I'm like a weirdo magnet.
So I answer the phone and the guy's name is Mike, 23, from Philadelphia. Oh and he's a busboy, so immediately I'm picturing every busboy I work with, which is really freaking me out at work now. But anyway, we talked for a little bit about work and about girls and about his ex-girlfriend. Then he ran out of minutes (they have to put a certain about of money on their account before they call) so he recharged his account. When he came back, I said, "Did you miss me, Mike?" and he said, "Yes, but you know what I miss more?" and I said, "What?" and he said, "Having a dick in my mouth." Now, I have to say, considering he'd only talked about girls and work up to this point, I was a little shocked. There haven't been very many instances when someone has said something to me and I've just sat their for five seconds saying to myself, "Did I just hear that?". My only response was, "That's great!" So he talked a little about how he sucks dicks on camping trips (!?@) and how he would do it every night if he had the time (I'm sure, as a busboy, he could find the time. I mean, I'm a waitress and I still find time for vagina.) Anyway, so then he launches into this whole thing about how he has sucked his brother's dick before. The only thing I could think of to say was, "Really? I don't have any brothers or sisters." So then he told me that they used to stick their pensises in each other's asses ("Not like sex though or anything." Oh no, of course not.) So I just sat there dumbfounded while he proceeded to jerk off, scream my name when he came, and then hang up on me. All of this in fourteen minutes. I don't think I'd be as insulted if he'd at least said goodbye.
Anyway, I got my second call tonight: Allen from Texas. He was pretty normal and boring. He says he's straight but he has a really weird preoccupation with discussing ball-size and the sizes of all the balls of the men I've slept with in the past. But whatever, at least he said goodnight.
On another note, our landlord has been getting so many complaints about the dog that if he gets one more, we have to get rid of her.
I'm sure there are lots more interesting things that have happened that I could talk about, but I'm going to talk about www.niteflirt.com, which is Des and my latest moneymaking scheme. She's mentioned it in her journal several times.
Anyway, what it is is a website that links sad lonely men to other sad lonely men or to women who will listen to their problems and pretend like they like them for a small minutely rate. If you sign up to be what they call a "flirt", they give you an extension on their 800 number. You can also create a listing and pick your minutely rate. Des and mine both have $0.99 minutely rates. Niteflirt makes their money by taking part of that money and we get $0.55 per minute. Anyway, you also have the option of being in the phonesex section or the "just friends" section. Des and I are both in the "just friends" section.
She's been on it longer than I have and she's had several several phone calls and made over $100 so far in just a few days. Last night, I got my first phone call. I have to say that in all the calls Des has gotten, all of these guys have been nice and polite to her and none of them have tried to have phonesex with her.
WHY ME!? This phonecall sums my life up in fourteen minutes, I swear. I'm like a weirdo magnet.
So I answer the phone and the guy's name is Mike, 23, from Philadelphia. Oh and he's a busboy, so immediately I'm picturing every busboy I work with, which is really freaking me out at work now. But anyway, we talked for a little bit about work and about girls and about his ex-girlfriend. Then he ran out of minutes (they have to put a certain about of money on their account before they call) so he recharged his account. When he came back, I said, "Did you miss me, Mike?" and he said, "Yes, but you know what I miss more?" and I said, "What?" and he said, "Having a dick in my mouth." Now, I have to say, considering he'd only talked about girls and work up to this point, I was a little shocked. There haven't been very many instances when someone has said something to me and I've just sat their for five seconds saying to myself, "Did I just hear that?". My only response was, "That's great!" So he talked a little about how he sucks dicks on camping trips (!?@) and how he would do it every night if he had the time (I'm sure, as a busboy, he could find the time. I mean, I'm a waitress and I still find time for vagina.) Anyway, so then he launches into this whole thing about how he has sucked his brother's dick before. The only thing I could think of to say was, "Really? I don't have any brothers or sisters." So then he told me that they used to stick their pensises in each other's asses ("Not like sex though or anything." Oh no, of course not.) So I just sat there dumbfounded while he proceeded to jerk off, scream my name when he came, and then hang up on me. All of this in fourteen minutes. I don't think I'd be as insulted if he'd at least said goodbye.
Anyway, I got my second call tonight: Allen from Texas. He was pretty normal and boring. He says he's straight but he has a really weird preoccupation with discussing ball-size and the sizes of all the balls of the men I've slept with in the past. But whatever, at least he said goodnight.