Of hard boiled eggs and word play

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Some humor to pass the day:

Exhibit the First:
Some advice for the much maligned Humpty of the Dumpty Humptys.

Exhibit the Second:
Some artful word play. Think Dr. Seuss, as interpreted by an "enhanced" Gary Larsen, by way of Matt Groening. The archives are well worth browsing, if you have the time to burn.

Some selections for particular people:
marphod:#72
eustaciavye:#143
derspatchel:#33 or #226
upsilon:#195
some_kitten:#138
greyhame:#106