Sparkle sparkle!!

[terra]

I'm pretty sure the blurb on the back of the book says it all:
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-- and I didn't know how dominant that part might be-- that thirsted for blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
But in case you needed more,

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[missdeep]

I love you so much right now. Where was this entry before I wasted my time reading the actual books? I'm glad I've never played a drinking game with this series, imagine having to take a drink every single time Edward's "ALABASTAR SKIN" is mentioned. Alcohol poisoning would kill us all dead.

[terra]

MMM DELICIOUS ALCOHOL-FLAVORED DEATH.

I love how he's described as like, a nubile translucent Greek statue. It's great.

[missdeep]

I know! And he's hanging around teenage girls. I'm sure there's a law against that in at least a couple of states.

I'm going to die by laughter when the movie comes out, I fear.

[terra]

Don't be silly. The law bounces off of his CRYSTALLINE ABS.

OH MAN, I forgot about the movie. Clearly I will have to see it opening day and make a nuisance of myself at the theater :D :D

[missdeep]

See now Greek gods could get away with crap like that. Clearly Edward needs to turn into a swan or a bull or something then his seduction of the innocent would be awwwright.

I'll probably have to be escorted from the theatre.

[terra]

Bella's last name = Swan. COINCIDENCE?!!

I know, I'm totally going to get banned for life, because some people will be seeing this movie FOR SRS.

[missdeep]

Clearly if they weren't so frigid she'd be layin' kid-sized eggs.

I can already imagine the teenagers telling me to be quiet as I laugh my night away.