Five seven five, bitch!

[terra]

I have taken to writing haiku about Final Fantasy characters.

"Kain"
Rider of the winds
His spear-point sharp and noble--
Hey Cecil, look up!

"FuSoYa"
Sage Lunarian
The speaker of all magic
Like pancake when dead

"Edgar"
Hail, fair maidenfolk!
Do not hateth the player
But hateth the game

"Cloud"
Something that shimmers
The dress suits you. This is not
Homosexual

"Squall"
The world, divided
Wrecked with sorcery and time
Whatever, he says

"Tidus"
Like dreams and summer
He comes from the future, pants
Asymmetrical

No, I'm completely sober. Why do you ask?