Interviewing: Noa Barma
Saw ocean_ripples , karibie , and ocean_ripples did this interview with their characters, I'm tempted to do the same xD
1) What gender are you?
Noa: Woman, you dumb interviewer. *Hits the interviwer's head*
2) What is your age?
N: 18.
3) Do you want a hug?
N: No.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
N: I poke people for fun. I like that habit of mine.
5) What is your favorite food?
N: Strawberries.
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
N: Straw-- you know my favorite food, why do you have to ask more?
7) Are you a virgin?
N: It's a secret.
8) Have you killed anyone?
N: Sooner or later I will.
9) Do you hate anyone?
N: Maybe there is, maybe there isn't
10) Do you have any secrets?
N: Here, let me quote someone, "A secret makes a woman a woman." There, is that enough?
11) What is your favorite season?
N: Winter. I like the snow.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
N: ...
13) What are your hobbies?
N: Poking, reading, drinking coffee, eating strawberries.
14) What is your favorite drink?
N: Anything that isn't bad is good enough for me.
15) When is your birthday?
N: 14th December.
16) What age did you die?
N: *Hits the int's head* Are you stupid?
17) Are you nice or mean?
N: Why ask me? I would say I'm nice while actually I'm mean.
18) Are you social or shy?
N: Neither. Well, depends on the situation
19) What do you think of your parents?
N: ... No comment.
Sirius: Huh?! NOAAA~ *wails*
N: Seriously, no comment.
20) What’s your weakness?
N: Again, why ask me?
21) How long can you stay under water?
N: ...Long enough to make you thought I'm already lost some air and sinks dead.
22) What do you do on a regular day basis?
N: Read.
23) Do you love someone?
N: ...I love things that is interesting. Not 'someone'.
24) When was the last time you wet your self.
N: ...Say what?
25) What's your favorite band?
N: ...Band? What the hell is that.
26) Ever worn a dress?
N: Yes. Idiot.
27) Willingly?
N: You sir, are an Idiot.
28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
N: Making fun of people.
29) At night?
N: Reading, sleeping late.
30) Ever kissed anyone?
N: That's the secret you have no right to know.
31) ...Of the same gender?
N: *Gasps, making a fake shock and appalled face*
32) It's clear you're lesbian.
N: *Hits the int's head twice*.
33) What’s you're favorite thing to touch?
N: My chain, Mo.
Mo: Say what?
N: Nothing.
34) Anyone loves you?
N: Meh, ask anyone but me. I would lie for no reason if I answer that.
35) What’s your favorite color?
N: Maroon red.
36) When was the last time you cried?
N: ...I don't remember it.
37) Do you have a pet?
N: If you consider chains as a pet, yes.
38) What did you name your pet?
N: Feardorcha-Mo.
39) Are you crazy?
N: Maybe yes, maybe no.
40) What are you?
N: ... An immortal dullahan-vampire-ghost-oddity that cuts head, sucks blood, haunts, possesses, and enjoys people like you who thinks I'm not human like a breakfast meal... *Hits the int's head hard*
41) What´s your nickname?
N: Noa - the impassive.
42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
N: I'd rather consider myself a blank person.
43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
N: The anti-superhero that has a hobby to dissect people by lying 'just for personal academic purposes only', and then laughs blankly.
44) Favorite movie?
N: ......
45) What is your current occupation?
N: You don't need to know.
46) DONE! How do you feel?
N: ...Hitting your head more harder *Hits again*
1) What gender are you?
Noa: Woman, you dumb interviewer. *Hits the interviwer's head*
2) What is your age?
N: 18.
3) Do you want a hug?
N: No.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
N: I poke people for fun. I like that habit of mine.
5) What is your favorite food?
N: Strawberries.
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
N: Straw-- you know my favorite food, why do you have to ask more?
7) Are you a virgin?
N: It's a secret.
8) Have you killed anyone?
N: Sooner or later I will.
9) Do you hate anyone?
N: Maybe there is, maybe there isn't
10) Do you have any secrets?
N: Here, let me quote someone, "A secret makes a woman a woman." There, is that enough?
11) What is your favorite season?
N: Winter. I like the snow.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
N: ...
13) What are your hobbies?
N: Poking, reading, drinking coffee, eating strawberries.
14) What is your favorite drink?
N: Anything that isn't bad is good enough for me.
15) When is your birthday?
N: 14th December.
16) What age did you die?
N: *Hits the int's head* Are you stupid?
17) Are you nice or mean?
N: Why ask me? I would say I'm nice while actually I'm mean.
18) Are you social or shy?
N: Neither. Well, depends on the situation
19) What do you think of your parents?
N: ... No comment.
Sirius: Huh?! NOAAA~ *wails*
N: Seriously, no comment.
20) What’s your weakness?
N: Again, why ask me?
21) How long can you stay under water?
N: ...Long enough to make you thought I'm already lost some air and sinks dead.
22) What do you do on a regular day basis?
N: Read.
23) Do you love someone?
N: ...I love things that is interesting. Not 'someone'.
24) When was the last time you wet your self.
N: ...Say what?
25) What's your favorite band?
N: ...Band? What the hell is that.
26) Ever worn a dress?
N: Yes. Idiot.
27) Willingly?
N: You sir, are an Idiot.
28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
N: Making fun of people.
29) At night?
N: Reading, sleeping late.
30) Ever kissed anyone?
N: That's the secret you have no right to know.
31) ...Of the same gender?
N: *Gasps, making a fake shock and appalled face*
32) It's clear you're lesbian.
N: *Hits the int's head twice*.
33) What’s you're favorite thing to touch?
N: My chain, Mo.
Mo: Say what?
N: Nothing.
34) Anyone loves you?
N: Meh, ask anyone but me. I would lie for no reason if I answer that.
35) What’s your favorite color?
N: Maroon red.
36) When was the last time you cried?
N: ...I don't remember it.
37) Do you have a pet?
N: If you consider chains as a pet, yes.
38) What did you name your pet?
N: Feardorcha-Mo.
39) Are you crazy?
N: Maybe yes, maybe no.
40) What are you?
N: ... An immortal dullahan-vampire-ghost-oddity that cuts head, sucks blood, haunts, possesses, and enjoys people like you who thinks I'm not human like a breakfast meal... *Hits the int's head hard*
41) What´s your nickname?
N: Noa - the impassive.
42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
N: I'd rather consider myself a blank person.
43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
N: The anti-superhero that has a hobby to dissect people by lying 'just for personal academic purposes only', and then laughs blankly.
44) Favorite movie?
N: ......
45) What is your current occupation?
N: You don't need to know.
46) DONE! How do you feel?
N: ...Hitting your head more harder *Hits again*