May 25, 2006 20:05
(forwarded in email)
> A true "living will"
>
>
> While watching a football game a couple weeks back, my wife and I
> were discussing life and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never
> want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
> fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
>
> She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my liquor.
> Some days I hate being married to a smart ass.