[There's the definitive sound of buttons being pushed when the audio comes on, the sound vaguely muffled.]
What is this, some kind of phone?
[Some more fiddling goes on before the video feed activates to an off-kilter shot of a young man with blond hair. He doesn't seem to be much older then twenty-five and is, apparently, having a lot of trouble operating the comm. His right eye is missing.]
Where am I?
[ooc: See
this for an explanation.]