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I never did like the holidays.

[Private to Edward Nygma]

What can you tell me about the "Cobra Commander"?

[ooc: Slade was a PIRATE during the flood. Sadly, I never got around to posting, but feel free to have your character remember seeing Jack Sparrow one around if you want.]

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Private - Do you know what is hilarious about that, BOURNE WAS A NINJA

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You're not alone.

Private - ...BUT ISN'T HE ALREADY ONE, ANYWAY?

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As long as we're talking literally, instead of metaphorically.

Private - Okay he was a ~JAPANESE NINJA~

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Why not both?

Interesting Halloween, though.

Private - Then that is very fitting, and I approve.

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Because that's where things get dicey.

What were you?

Private - As well you should.

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A ninja. Really.

You?

Private - 83

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A pirate.

Private - Do either of them get why this is funny? 'Cause Jason sure doesn't.

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Did you pick out your costume, or did it appear in your room with a flood compulsion to wear it?

Private - Nnnnope, don't think so.

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It appeared.

Private - Meta joke'd!

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Mine did, too.

Private - TOO BAD NO ONE WILL TELL THEM, HUH.

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Obviously, we should have gotten them in the last port.

Private - IT IS THE PAIN OF BEING THE BUTT OF A META-JOKE. lol ninja makes him feel typecast

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Obviously.

Private - lmfao. They will figure it out someday.

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I have a request.

Private - And heaven help us when they do.

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Do tell.

Private - There will be much ':|' and 'B|' and '>B|'.

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There's another Inmate here with a similar background to ours.

Unless you have an objection, I'd like him to join us in CES.

Private - ALL THE FACES.

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Depends. Who is he?

Private - THE BEST FACES.

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Emil Blonsky.