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Ive got a friend staying with me at the moment which is nothing unusual. Ive got spare rooms and at various times various people crash for the night, nights, week, weeks or months. This friend crashes back drunk repeatedly which again is nothing unusual as so do i and most of my circle of dim-wit cronies. This friend over the past few weeks has staggered back with a string of beautiful women. Bastard. Im not a bit jealous. Honest.
New house rule. If you get one then you have to get one for me too.
I keep wandering into the kitchen in the morning to find some gorgeous random blonde drinking tea/coffee and telling what a lovely place i have. The answer i tend to give is "yes, thank you. Do you have a sister?"