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terl_girl

We interrupt our regularly scheduled Porn Hell for this Extra-Special Vampire Porn Hell.

Jun 05, 2009 23:25

[7/14/09: This was originally f-locked for questionable content, but after Sean did a whole segment on an alleged werewolf in Wisconsin the other night, I decided it was practically canon ( Read more... )

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janamara June 6 2009, 12:30:11 UTC

So, the way I see it, as long as Sean gives Alan maybe 30 blowjobs a day, he can totally amass enough liberal life force to live fine without killing people.

Also, for some reason, Sean calling Alan a "great American" cracked me up for, like, a full minute! hehehe Sean...

Well played ;)

terl_girl June 7 2009, 06:14:24 UTC

Oh, you know Alan lives a healthy lifestyle so he's totally got the stamina.

myownghost June 6 2009, 13:45:42 UTC

>"I know." Sean closed his eyes. "You're the best friend a conservative vampire could ask for."

>Alan smiled. "You're the best conservative vampire a bleeding-heart liberal could ask for."

haha! made for each other. they really are. :D

terl_girl June 7 2009, 06:19:40 UTC

It's practically canon!

myownghost June 7 2009, 10:15:45 UTC

"marriage"! that's rich. i see where you get the inspiration for alan-as-mentor (and more).

terl_girl June 7 2009, 15:52:38 UTC

My secret tinfoil-hat theory is that the reason Alan left H&C was because they finally started sleeping together and were afraid they'd let it slip on the air.

ceilidh_ann June 7 2009, 19:42:59 UTC

I can't decide whether you're a satirical genius or a Kleenex-box wearing madwoman. Neither is an insult, maybe you're a combination. :P If you make me start shipping Fox News people, I might need to kill you.

terl_girl June 8 2009, 02:15:41 UTC

Maybe I'm serious, it's reality that's a joke. :-P Right-wingers need man-love too, bb!

ceilidh_ann June 8 2009, 15:04:54 UTC

You can be demented and a genius, it's easier and more creative that way.
I can just see the look on Hannity's face if he read this. You need to make that a reality!

terl_girl June 9 2009, 00:22:44 UTC

Heheh, what's that saying? "There's a thin line between genius and madness"? Lines are overrated.

And oh my hell, if Sean saw the fic, either it would go something like this or his head would just explode right on the spot. Poor sexually-repressed Sean... he doesn't know what he's missing!