some of you may have heard this same story before

[terkanas]

for my birthday, after emily maren and ted and i had dessert, we went to a convienence store and i bought cigarettes (blue american spirit) and a 50 cent lighter and i was all ready to have the lady say "can i see some ID?" and i'd slap down my ID and be transformed into an adult! but the lady didnt even card me, didnt look like she was remotely thinking about asking. they even had a WE CARD sticker on their door. what a disappointment.

and now i have a pack of cigarettes that i wont smoke. oh well, i'm still 18.

next step: smoke my cigarettes while on the PORN QUEST