Nativity Story
I was at the doctor's the other days, and I came to a wierd realization.
I think that the story of the birth of Christ has forever planted fear in the mind of every woman who has heard it. What is this fear? That somehow, someway, they will become pregnant without having had sex.
Imagine it! You wake up one day and are pregnant. No one will believe you that there wasn't a guy; that's the thing stupid slutty girls would say. There's just nothing you can do.
It's happened in my dreams more than once. I'm betting most women have.
Beware the immaculate conception.